If you weren't an Atheist/Theist

[geckomamasita]

I would definitely practice voodoo. First off, all the spices and concoctions smell fantastic. Second, all the crafting! It would be just such a stress relief making all of that stuff. And third, I imagine it's very empowering.

And also, you get to be that creepy neighbor that everyone leaves alone. If I could believe in something spritual, I'd go for that.

[MTL]

Deism or liberal forms of paganism/neo-paganism.

Ditto for me

[MTL]

Humanist. 

awwww.  that's sweet.

[MTL]

I would definitely practice voodoo. First off, all the spices and concoctions smell fantastic. Second, all the crafting! It would be just such a stress relief making all of that stuff. And third, I imagine it's very empowering.

And also, you get to be that creepy neighbor that everyone leaves alone. If I could believe in something spritual, I'd go for that.

I think that sounds like a fascinating choice,
but it's for people with self-discipline.

I know that personally I would get lazy
and that stuff would end up under a pile of clothes.

[geckomamasita]

I would definitely practice voodoo. First off, all the spices and concoctions smell fantastic. Second, all the crafting! It would be just such a stress relief making all of that stuff. And third, I imagine it's very empowering.

And also, you get to be that creepy neighbor that everyone leaves alone. If I could believe in something spritual, I'd go for that.

I think that sounds like a fascinating choice,
but it's for people with self-discipline.

I know that personally I would get lazy
and that stuff would end up under a pile of clothes.

Hah, yea I can see that. I have a couple of dolls and candles. They are just the neatest things. I feel like I would either get too busy and forget about it or I would spend way too much time with voodoo

[Cephus]

For the atheists, if you could choose a spiritual way of life (you can still be atheist depending on your answer), what would it be?

For the theists, if you no longer believed or never did believe in your faith, what spiritual path would you follow or would you instead being non-religious?

For myself, I would follow the old Celtic faith. Not sure I would actually believe it, but I would probably follow it to be closer with my natural surroundings and perhaps encounter nature of a mystical level. Not a big fan of how New Age has bastardized the old ways to fit into a commercialized way of life. In a way, I kind of do some of that already as I have Native American religious icons in my room.

I wouldn't.  That's like asking if I had to choose to get my arm or my leg hacked off, which would it be?  All religion is stupid and I refuse to be stupid.

[Clueless Morgan]

I'd be Jewish. Many times I considered converting actually. It was my way of running from the concept of eternal hell    
Plus I have a weird obsessive crush on Jews and their culture and history...

You don't like bacon?

http://unitedchurchofbacon.org/

[Losty]

I would definitely practice voodoo. First off, all the spices and concoctions smell fantastic. Second, all the crafting! It would be just such a stress relief making all of that stuff. And third, I imagine it's very empowering.

And also, you get to be that creepy neighbor that everyone leaves alone. If I could believe in something spritual, I'd go for that.

Necromancer

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Where has Polaris been lately anyways?

[Losty]

Oh and to answer the OP, I would most certainly be pagan.

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Ancient paganist groups in the Middle East often conducted mass sex ceremonies in order to increase their productivity.

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[Cyberman]

Necromancer

Nothing wrong with a bit of neck romance.