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#11
RE: Half full, half empty.
June 24, 2015 at 9:03 am
The glass is from IKEA
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RE: Half full, half empty.
June 24, 2015 at 10:19 am (This post was last modified: June 24, 2015 at 10:20 am by robvalue.)
Southerners go up the town, Northerners go down the town. Probably.

They're all the same size on the mat except the Big Show who is considerably bigger.

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#13
RE: Half full, half empty.
June 24, 2015 at 11:46 am
George Carlin said "I see the glass as too big."
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#14
RE: Half full, half empty.
June 24, 2015 at 12:44 pm
(June 24, 2015 at 9:03 am)Neimenovic Wrote: The glass is from IKEA

If it's an Ikea glass you have to build it yourself
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

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Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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#15
RE: Half full, half empty.
June 24, 2015 at 1:08 pm
(June 24, 2015 at 11:46 am)Minimalist Wrote: George Carlin said "I see the glass as too big."

When I get to that part of philosophy, I wonder why there are 2 half emptied glasses. Big Grin
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RE: Half full, half empty.
June 24, 2015 at 1:11 pm (This post was last modified: June 24, 2015 at 1:12 pm by JuliaL.)
The homeopath sees it as a profit center.
So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat? Huh
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RE: Half full, half empty.
June 24, 2015 at 4:11 pm (This post was last modified: June 24, 2015 at 4:12 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
I'm going with the engineers response, myself.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#18
RE: Half full, half empty.
June 24, 2015 at 4:19 pm
The water walker, what can I turn this into to sucker in more followers?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: Half full, half empty.
June 24, 2015 at 4:38 pm
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"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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#20
RE: Half full, half empty.
June 24, 2015 at 4:53 pm
The date-rapist slips a few roofies in the glass when no-one's looking.
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