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RE: Public Toilet Strategies
July 4, 2015 at 5:19 pm
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(July 4, 2015 at 3:46 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: If I have to sit, I use a minimum of two ass gaskets.
This also brings to mind a thought that I always have. I wash my hands before I use the restroom. I will after I poo, but I am skilled enough handling my john-boy that I manage to not piss on my hands with 100% accuracy. My thoughts are thus: I am reasonably certain that my area is among the cleanest parts of my body. I am diligent in making sure this is so. My hands are far more dirty. So I clean them before I touch my wiener.
Checkmate, atheists.
This is not very considerate. Clean or not, how would you feel about shaking hands with a man who just touched his peepee?
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My mom used to. Don't know if she still does. I never could, for some reason. I can do squats all day but can't get my "other" muscles to relax enough to pee or poop while I'm squatting.
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RE: Public Toilet Strategies
July 4, 2015 at 5:24 pm
Oh my jibbers. This thread is bad for me. Now I'm not going to shake anybody's hand for weeks ._.
....AND I'm going to think about all the hands I've ever shook all night. I'm gonna go wash my hands now.....
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RE: Public Toilet Strategies
July 4, 2015 at 5:45 pm
(July 4, 2015 at 4:14 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote: (July 4, 2015 at 4:09 pm)whateverist Wrote: So rexabecca, do you wash your hands before or after handling Steel's wiener?
Well, first we'd have to ask permission from his lady and my man, but then I'd probably wash my hands; I wouldn't want to take away from its... pristinity? pristineness?
I believe the word you're looking for is "prissiness".
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RE: Public Toilet Strategies
July 4, 2015 at 5:47 pm
(July 4, 2015 at 5:19 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: (July 4, 2015 at 3:46 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: If I have to sit, I use a minimum of two ass gaskets.
This also brings to mind a thought that I always have. I wash my hands before I use the restroom. I will after I poo, but I am skilled enough handling my john-boy that I manage to not piss on my hands with 100% accuracy. My thoughts are thus: I am reasonably certain that my area is among the cleanest parts of my body. I am diligent in making sure this is so. My hands are far more dirty. So I clean them before I touch my wiener.
Checkmate, atheists.
This is not very considerate. Clean or not, how would you feel about shaking hands with a man who just touched his peepee? That's weird, I usually use my penis to shake hands with.
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RE: Public Toilet Strategies
July 4, 2015 at 5:48 pm
(July 4, 2015 at 5:19 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: This is not very considerate. Clean or not, how would you feel about shaking hands with a man who just touched his peepee?
What I don't know won't hurt me. If you saw the percentage of men who don't wash their hands period, you'd probably faint.
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RE: Public Toilet Strategies
July 4, 2015 at 5:50 pm
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At the Preserve, we have a Clivus Multrum composting toilet, and some port as, so I'm pretty inured to grossness.
Elsewhere in public, I just pinch a loaf in the sink, it's usually the cleanest porcelain in the room ... before I get there.
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RE: Public Toilet Strategies
July 4, 2015 at 6:01 pm
Squat and do my business. It's hard, but that's the only safe way I can think of doing it in a public bathroom.
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RE: Public Toilet Strategies
July 4, 2015 at 6:06 pm
How rude.
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RE: Public Toilet Strategies
July 4, 2015 at 6:10 pm
(July 4, 2015 at 12:36 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: When you have to use the public bathroom (girls for #1 & #2, and guys for #2), how do you handle the public toilet sitting situation?
Ever since I can remember, my mom always told me to cover the toilet seat with layers and layers of toilet paper and/or toilet covers before sitting on it. So, I basically make a nest when I have to do my business in a public bathroom.
What do yall do?
Well I heard because of them being cold and dry it's actually quite difficult for germs to multiply on a toilet seat, because I'm a 30 year old male I'm not young/old/weak/ill so I don't have to worry too much about germs anyway
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RE: Public Toilet Strategies
July 4, 2015 at 6:16 pm
What about pregnancy? No one talks of the many unwanted pregnancies conceived on a toilet seat. What's up with that?
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