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The "Stupid things Christians say" Thread
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RE: The "Stupid things Christians say" Thread
July 10, 2015 at 5:08 pm (This post was last modified: July 10, 2015 at 5:09 pm by TubbyTubby.)
(July 10, 2015 at 4:27 pm)drfuzzy Wrote:
(July 10, 2015 at 12:45 pm)TubbyTubby Wrote: I see you've been browsing the bullshit at CFS again! I noticed that thread as well - the fuckedupness written there never ceases to amaze.

CFS? What does that stand for?
christianforumsite.bollocks
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RE: The "Stupid things Christians say" Thread
July 10, 2015 at 6:10 pm
I've heard Christians credit god and their prayers for such silly things as finding a parking spot or their team winning.
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RE: The "Stupid things Christians say" Thread
July 10, 2015 at 6:19 pm
Wow. CFS is the gift that keeps on giving. Before today, I had never been on that site

Quote:I was trying to tell the Gospel to this guy on Pokemon Showdown (I don't play Pokemon anymore, but there are a lot of young people on there) though a personal message and not only did he not allow me to finish, he humiliated me in the main chat. So I remembered that the righteous rejoice at the destruction of the wicked, and that comforted me.

So, he goes on a site set up for playing a game and gets upset that people don't want to hear his religious sales pitch. He quotes a few bible verses and adds:

Quote:Just some verses to think about when faced with persecution. Remember that persecution does not always have to be violence
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RE: The "Stupid things Christians say" Thread
July 10, 2015 at 6:56 pm
Oh jeebs and dice. Christian persecution Rolleyes
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RE: The "Stupid things Christians say" Thread
July 10, 2015 at 9:04 pm
We real shouldn't be making fun of them.
They're not well...
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July 10, 2015 at 9:53 pm
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RE: The "Stupid things Christians say" Thread
July 11, 2015 at 12:55 am
(July 10, 2015 at 6:10 pm)Nope Wrote: I've heard Christians credit god and their prayers for such silly things as finding a parking spot or their team winning.

yes I went to the supermarket with my grandmother once and she started praying to God for a parking spot.  Huh
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RE: The "Stupid things Christians say" Thread
July 11, 2015 at 1:14 am
Tell her there's an app for that.

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/parker-f...73859?mt=8


And cell phones are real while god is a load of shit.
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The "Stupid things Christians say" Thread
July 11, 2015 at 1:23 am
(July 10, 2015 at 4:27 pm)drfuzzy Wrote:
(July 10, 2015 at 12:45 pm)TubbyTubby Wrote: I see you've been browsing the bullshit at CFS again! I noticed that thread as well - the fuckedupness written there never ceases to amaze.

CFS? What does that stand for?

http://www.christianforumsite.com/thread...ain.43168/
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RE: The "Stupid things Christians say" Thread
July 11, 2015 at 1:46 am
My uncle evidently thinks posting "Like for Jesus, ignore for Satan" pictures on Facebook will get him brownie points with the big man.
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(September 17, 2015 at 4:04 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: I make change in the coin tendered. If you want courteous treatment, behave courteously. Preaching at me and calling me immoral is not courteous behavior.
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