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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel
July 16, 2015 at 3:07 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSXwWZ2SFw4

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RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel
July 16, 2015 at 3:53 pm (This post was last modified: July 16, 2015 at 3:53 pm by Nope.)
When my oldest son was a kid, we jokingly said he had Ninja Turtle radar. He could sense a Ninja Turtle toy or poster anywhere in the store.

Is the video a parody? Surely, no one is that stupid.
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RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel
July 16, 2015 at 4:00 pm
Don't forget pokemon
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Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you

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RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel
July 16, 2015 at 4:04 pm
Phew, thank my lucky stars they didn't go after Mr. Peabody and Sherman. I'm saved!

They can go after beany and cecil, but leave dishonest john alone.
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RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel
July 16, 2015 at 4:08 pm
I can't watch videos :c

Yes, the turtles are servants of satan, you can tell by the pentagrams on their shells. Just like Harry Potter, bc warlocks are enemies of gahd and also pokemens, cuz they be demons and stories od witchcraft. Gahd's agin it, the bahble's agin it, I'm agin it and you should be too if you love gahd! Amenpraisethelawdkthxbai
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RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel
July 16, 2015 at 4:09 pm
FFS, and they wonder why I rarely admit to living in america. That video gave me a brain aneurysm.
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RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel
July 16, 2015 at 4:29 pm (This post was last modified: July 16, 2015 at 4:30 pm by Longhorn.)
(July 16, 2015 at 4:09 pm)Spooky Wrote: FFS, and they wonder why I rarely admit to living in america. That video gave me a brain aneurysm.

Don't worry, there's nutjobs aplenty everywhere. I've seen the phenomenon locally, this irrational fear of toys and cartoons being satanic. Hilarious, but scary to think people like that walk loose in the streets
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RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel
July 16, 2015 at 5:11 pm
I don't know what's more mind-numbing: that there are Christians who think like this, or that they can't even get the basic premises of what they're raging against correct.
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RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel
July 16, 2015 at 5:15 pm
Some people will try to accuse almost anything as being Satanic.

Just look at FSTDT where among today's quotes is yet another idiot rambling about the Monster drinks logo.
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RE: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles = Satanic Gospel
July 16, 2015 at 5:23 pm
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