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Hello, All You Good and Godless People!
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Hello, All You Good and Godless People!
What else can I say, other than I look forward to some interesting, and hopefully fun discussions here?
There are two types of ideas: there is fact, and there is non-fact. Facts are determined empirically, i.e, what the King James Version says verbatim is an empirical fact. That it doesn't represent a ghastly mountain of cruel bullshit is non-factual. Therefore, please don't waste other people's precious time trying to spin Bullshit Mountain as gold! Facepalm
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#2
RE: Hello, All You Good and Godless People!
Welcome.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#3
RE: Hello, All You Good and Godless People!
Hi NF2B4! Hi .....Can I call you NoFaith for short? Welcome to AF!

Hope you'll feel at home!

Have some welcome waffles c:

[Image: ChocoBananaWaffles4043-thumb-596x350-174022.jpg]

Enjoy!
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#4
RE: Hello, All You Good and Godless People!
Mmmmm, banana waffles! Thank you!
There are two types of ideas: there is fact, and there is non-fact. Facts are determined empirically, i.e, what the King James Version says verbatim is an empirical fact. That it doesn't represent a ghastly mountain of cruel bullshit is non-factual. Therefore, please don't waste other people's precious time trying to spin Bullshit Mountain as gold! Facepalm
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#5
RE: Hello, All You Good and Godless People!
Why, howdy new pardner!
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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#6
RE: Hello, All You Good and Godless People!
Hey there! I got less faith than you, I got negative faith or something! I don't even believe my wife when she says dinner is ready.

Welcome to the forums Big Grin
Feel free to send me a private message.
Please visit my website here! It's got lots of information about atheism/theism and support for new atheists.

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#7
RE: Hello, All You Good and Godless People!
Welcome mate! I'm sure you'll have plenty of fun here! Smile
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#8
RE: Hello, All You Good and Godless People!
Welcome aboard, dude!
Enjoy those waffles... back in my day, all we got was a pat on the back. Sad
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RE: Hello, All You Good and Godless People!
(August 20, 2015 at 12:27 pm)pocaracas Wrote: Welcome aboard, dude!
Enjoy those waffles... back in my day, all we got was a pat on the back. Sad

Oww. *pats poca on the back*


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(August 20, 2015 at 12:51 pm)Neimenovic Wrote:
(August 20, 2015 at 12:27 pm)pocaracas Wrote: Welcome aboard, dude!
Enjoy those waffles... back in my day, all we got was a pat on the back. Sad

Oww. *pats poca on the back*



Heart
Now I'm complete!
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