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Fucking Cops: Volume II
RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
(February 12, 2017 at 6:24 pm)Khemikal Wrote: So, without any further clarification as to whether or not..in your mentioned experience, anyone was ever sodomized in your bar fights......is it fair to say that your defense, in this case...amounts to "tripped, fell, landed on his dick  baton"?

I've been in my fair share of scuffles, but never ever did I come anywhere near anus, let alone penetrate it by accident. I wouldn't even know how with a blunt instrument. Unless, as I said, the guys would already be sans pantalons. Which is quite an image to behold in itself.
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RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
(February 12, 2017 at 6:37 pm)Whateverist Wrote:
(February 12, 2017 at 4:23 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: What a pleasant world you live in.  Clap


It is, thank you.  Please leave your anus filling truncheons outside.
I have to ask, is this thread the only source of information you have on this case?
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RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
Do you think that any information aside from...you know, having an asshole would be required to question the professed accidental nature of something being shoved up your asshole?

When's the last time something was accidentally buried to the hilt in your anus, Sama?
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RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
Yeah that seems pretty self evident
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RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
(February 12, 2017 at 7:07 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(February 12, 2017 at 6:37 pm)Whateverist Wrote: It is, thank you.  Please leave your anus filling truncheons outside.
I have to ask, is this thread the only source of information you have on this case?


Is this about your support of Trump and keeping your mind flexible enough to justify anything that may ensue from his presidency?
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RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
(February 12, 2017 at 9:39 pm)Whateverist Wrote:
(February 12, 2017 at 7:07 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I have to ask, is this thread the only source of information you have on this case?


Is this about your support of Trump and keeping your mind flexible enough to justify anything that may ensue from his presidency?

No, it's about Mavra Chang and the Well of Souls.
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RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
(February 12, 2017 at 9:39 pm)Whateverist Wrote:
(February 12, 2017 at 7:07 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I have to ask, is this thread the only source of information you have on this case?


Is this about your support of Trump and keeping your mind flexible enough to justify anything that may ensue from his presidency?

BTW, I've voted Democrat since 1972.
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RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
Well that is a relief. Maybe I've been hasty?

Still, truncheons don't accidentally wind up inside anuses. That is an a priori fact.
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RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
(February 13, 2017 at 8:56 am)Whateverist Wrote: Well that is a relief.  Maybe I've been hasty?  

Still, truncheons don't accidentally wind up inside anuses.  That is an a priori fact.

Only the Sith deal in absolutes.
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RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
ROFLOL

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