Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: May 14, 2024, 5:30 pm

Thread Rating:
  • 1 Vote(s) - 5 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Fucking Cops: Volume II
RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
-Because that might get you shot.  It will at least win you a no-expense paid trip to an overnight lockup. Wink
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Reply
RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
I meant none of their higher ups. I'm sure if a regular civilian said that, some jackass would haul them to jail to "teach them a lesson", but they're not going to throw a police chief in a cell for saying it.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

Reply
RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
(November 16, 2015 at 1:26 pm)Chad32 Wrote: You don't poke people who have the power to poke you back.

Then why do we have a constitution?
Reply
RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
Because some people were idealists who thought as long as people in power had limits, we wouldn't have a fascist dictatorship or theocracy, but in reality anyone in power will do their best to slowly sand off all limits to their power. A little change here, and a little change there, and by the time the people notice something's wrong you've turned a representative republic into a theocratic oligarchy. Or as relevant to this thread, a fascist police state.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

Reply
RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
I guess they needed the extra excercise

http://www.newser.com/story/216130/extre...amera.html 

Manowar
Reply
RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
Gotta work off those donuts.

In Miami:

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/miami-co...-one-case/


Quote:Miami cops have shot six people since Friday — but only recovered a gun in one case

Someone needs to remind these fascist pigs that their job is to take prisoners.... not execute the perps because they feel like it.
Reply
RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
Perhaps we should start paying them per head (still attached and breathing, ofc, to avoid any ambiguity in how their salaries are calculated)?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Reply
RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
(November 17, 2015 at 2:15 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Gotta work off those donuts.

In Miami:

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/miami-co...-one-case/


Quote:Miami cops have shot six people since Friday — but only recovered a gun in one case

Someone needs to remind these fascist pigs that their job is to take prisoners.... not execute the perps because they feel like it.
Cops = the official approved terrorist gang in America.
Reply
RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
Cops and DAs in cahoots again.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/calif-te...gh-school/

Quote:Calif. teen sues cop who threw her face-first to the ground hours after she graduated high school
Reply
RE: Fucking Cops: Volume II
Some want to make it so a cop who loses a a lawsuit for brutality would be responsible for 20% of that settlement. If that ever happens it might make cops less like to pull this shit.

Manowar
Reply



Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  IF You Are Wondering Why There Are So Many Fucking Assholes in Alabama Minimalist 15 1877 August 23, 2018 at 10:59 am
Last Post: Gawdzilla Sama
  Well Does This Ever Fucking Figure! Minimalist 3 670 June 12, 2018 at 5:14 am
Last Post: BrianSoddingBoru4
  The Fucking Orange Shitgibbon Can't Stop Talking ABout Himself Minimalist 3 674 May 28, 2018 at 4:59 pm
Last Post: Edwardo Piet
  Fucking Republicunts Won The Special Election Out Here Minimalist 3 787 April 25, 2018 at 12:48 pm
Last Post: Minimalist
  The Fucking Conservatards Are Just As Bad As The Fucking Catholicks Minimalist 2 693 December 24, 2017 at 10:44 am
Last Post: Divinity
  They're All Fucking Crooks Minimalist 2 809 November 6, 2017 at 2:39 am
Last Post: GUBU
  The Health Insurance That The Republicunts Think Is So Fucking Great Minimalist 7 1733 October 18, 2017 at 9:38 pm
Last Post: Edwardo Piet
  The Fucking Courts Are As Bad As The Fucking Cops Minimalist 10 1616 October 12, 2017 at 6:02 pm
Last Post: vorlon13
  What a Fucking Loon. Minimalist 13 2009 October 11, 2017 at 6:40 am
Last Post: Brian37
  Senator Alexander Shits On The WLB's Fucking Budget Minimalist 6 1815 September 13, 2017 at 8:30 pm
Last Post: Thumpalumpacus



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)