Proof for being an atheist

[Alex K]

Guys, if you got time to look here, then you must be bored to death.
I think it's time to go clean under the fridge...

But I am already in my pajamas...

[houseofcantor]

OP if this does not answer your question, Nothing will.

Infinite wisdom.

[ignoramus]

Can VW survive after the emmisions cheating fiasco?
You can hear the crickets at the dealerships we in Melbourne.

[Qwest]

I can't speak for anyone else but I can say that you are very confused. Once I stopped living for a life after this world I became more concerned about the one I live in now. I became more charitable, more kind, more giving and more concerned about leaving this world a better place because I wasn't focused on "getting to heaven or going to hell". I simply want to take care of the planet I live on and the people that live on it.

I don't need to judge or decide who is worthy of my time anymore. Believing in god made me a more selfish person. I only cared about other Christians or the ones I could get to become Christians. Now I don't feel the need to make that judgment. Love is universal. I am thankful that my eyes have been opened and so are the people around me, even if they don't know why.

No, I don't believe in god and I am a better Erwin because of it

That would be better person... Damn iphone

[houseofcantor]

robvalue, every action in your life that you take is inspired by your faith in the world. It only follows that a belief in God as part of your actions removes you from all blindness about the positive outcome of your actions! If you are to have a God, you are to have one hell of a God!!! The atheists in this thread are too blind to that fact, and I might mention that it is an obvious fact! They each of them do not have that positive value that comes with the faith in God as a part of life. So therefore, if they believed in God, they would get a maximum of greatness for everything they do! If you believe in God, you can act it out in faith, and play a much larger role in the world. It only comes down to proving your belief though.... If you don't prove that you are an atheist, you can't act out your beliefs with the utmost of faith! You need to believe in God first, and then you can prove that you are something else though.... Anything you want!

That doesn't make any sense.

Animus, man. May not make sense to you as it is a depreciated viewpoint, manufactured in the days before cognitive neuroscience; that or that you're sane. 

I know of it as I have manufactured the simulation of "my Gwynnies" for empathetic socialization along similar lines, being all psychopath and shit. 

[drfuzzy]

There once was a poster named JBrentonK
Who was more than a little cray cray
He posts many words
And reading them hurts
Till your brain is done rotting away.

Persistence is really the trick
As all good trolls learn quick.
But considering the fun
To be had 'til he's done,
I'd be better off tugging my prick.

Alex K - Crossless1 - I'm going to save your masterworks in the limerick thread, if you don't mind.  (If you do, let me know!)

My contribution:

This guy on AF made a claim
He was god because of his name
But this god couldn't spell
His attempts at reason . . . they smell
It was clear that his claim was quite lame.  


A guy tried to tell us he's Royal
To his name and delusions he's loyal
But his posts made no sense
And his folly - - immense
Inbreeding is such a betrayal.


An idjit "I'm special" he's telling
Word salad id'jiotic he's selling
But he's just one more troll
One more loser asshole
What they're yelling is always repelling

[T.J.]

All right, you caught me. I'm actually a member of the Church of Emma Watson. We meet every Tuesday and Friday to fap.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Actually, I can prove I'm an atheist. I've got a letter signed by Buddha, Moses, Jesus, Mohammed, Zeus, Shiva, Lugh, and Tsuskuyomi, all of whom expressed the opinion that they could rest a lot easier if I were an atheist.

Boru

[I_am_not_mafia]

robvalue, every action in your life that you take is inspired by your faith in the world. It only follows that a belief in God as part of your actions removes you from all blindness about the positive outcome of your actions! If you are to have a God, you are to have one hell of a God!!! The atheists in this thread are too blind to that fact, and I might mention that it is an obvious fact! They each of them do not have that positive value that comes with the faith in God as a part of life. So therefore, if they believed in God, they would get a maximum of greatness for everything they do! If you believe in God, you can act it out in faith, and play a much larger role in the world. It only comes down to proving your belief though.... If you don't prove that you are an atheist, you can't act out your beliefs with the utmost of faith! You need to believe in God first, and then you can prove that you are something else though.... Anything you want!

That doesn't make any sense.

Don't worry guys, I speak word-salad. Let me answer this one.

@JBrentonK
If an action is not performed in life and without faith but is inspired by God then that action by necessity is not an action. It is the illusion of an action. It is nothing more than a concept albeit one with negative utility. But if you have a life and do not perform actions then how can you have faith in God? We have two completely contradictory cases here which means that the two cases are simultaneously mutually exclusive yet complementary. The level of faith that you have is indirectly inversely proportional to your position in action-space that you inhabit cross linked by your belief in God's greatness. Which means that if you in any way perform any actions whatsoever then your belief in God must be an illusion. Therefore the more you try to prove your faith the less chance there is that God exists.

QED (this is just a formal politeness used in word-salad to say that it's the other person's turn to speak)

[ignoramus]

You mean like he's stuck in a feedback loop listening to his own bullshit, but the more he speaks, the louder it gets. I'm with ya.