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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 9, 2015 at 4:43 am
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I'm going to throw a brick through everyone's window, with a note tied to it:
"If you're Christian, stop pretending you know when Jesus was born. The bible does not contain this information. If you're not Christian, please ignore this message. Happy holidays."
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 9, 2015 at 5:05 am
I am going to worship Thor by ritualistically sacrificing humans and animals at the tree I named Thor's Oak
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 9, 2015 at 5:05 am
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I'll dress up as Santa at our local shopping center and when every little kiddie sits on my knee for mum to take a photo, I'm going to whisper in their ear:
Santa is not real, I'm just a man wearing this stupid costume, now fuck off you spoilt little prick!
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 9, 2015 at 10:48 am
I'm going to metaphorically shit in Mary's vagina just before she delivers baby Jesus.
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 9, 2015 at 3:04 pm
(November 9, 2015 at 10:48 am)vorlon13 Wrote: I'm going to metaphorically shit in Mary's vagina just before she delivers baby Jesus.
Well I'm glad you said "metaphorically" but ew anyway.
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 9, 2015 at 3:08 pm
I'm going to hang my socks up all over the place, but ones I've used for long runs. Take that santa.
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 9, 2015 at 3:09 pm
I'm going to respond to every "Merry Christmas" with "Have a fucking bitchin' Yule".
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RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 9, 2015 at 3:33 pm
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I will assist the war on Christmas by shipping tens of thousands of used Starbucks Red & Green cups to Joshua Feuerstein.
http://time.com/4104107/starbucks-holida...hristians/
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