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Who do you look like?
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RE: Who do you look like?
November 14, 2015 at 4:41 pm
Pucker up stud muffins. I'll let you decide what to pucker.
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RE: Who do you look like?
November 14, 2015 at 7:03 pm
(November 14, 2015 at 3:11 pm)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: Awww.... it's cute that you think I missed his meaning. Tongue

Squeal, eh? Right to the buttsex? No subtlety, my friend. Learn how to flirt.

Just because I am straight does not mean I cannot comfortably flirt with a man who said something nice to me. I flirt with old ladies all the time with whom I have no intention of having sex. I genuinely enjoy it. I think American culture has to loosen up.

Caveat for flirting with a gay man.
It's kewl, just don't tell him you've got his back.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

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RE: Who do you look like?
November 14, 2015 at 7:29 pm
I'd imagine Vorlon's idea of foreplay is:
My lube or yours?
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#74
RE: Who do you look like?
November 14, 2015 at 8:20 pm
(November 14, 2015 at 3:11 pm)TheRocketSurgeon Wrote: Just because I am straight does not mean I cannot comfortably flirt with a man who said something nice to me. I flirt with old ladies all the time with whom I have no intention of having sex. I genuinely enjoy it. I think American culture has to loosen up.

Same here man.
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RE: Who do you look like?
November 14, 2015 at 8:52 pm
I can be very romantic.

I can warm up the lube in the fondue thingy.

Ambiance, it's all ambiance.
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RE: Who do you look like?
November 14, 2015 at 8:57 pm
(November 14, 2015 at 8:52 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I can be very romantic.

I can warm up the lube in the fondue thingy.

Ambiance, it's all ambiance.

My mind read this as ambulance. Sick fucker.
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RE: Who do you look like?
November 14, 2015 at 11:12 pm
I don't know which of you two was just funnier, but I just snorted green tea through my sinuses, so thanks for that. Tongue
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I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.

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RE: Who do you look like?
November 14, 2015 at 11:19 pm (This post was last modified: November 14, 2015 at 11:20 pm by c172.)
Gruyere makes good lube? Maybe after 20 oz. of kirsch in the tummy. But ambulances do have a certain ambiance.


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RE: Who do you look like?
November 14, 2015 at 11:47 pm
(November 14, 2015 at 11:19 pm)c172 Wrote: Gruyere makes good lube? Maybe after 20 oz. of kirsch in the tummy. But ambulances do have a certain ambiance.

c172 - What does your avatar stand for? 

In BattleTech, a game I have played for decades, LA and FC are two of the names for a faction (the Lyran Alliance and the Federated Commonwealth) in an interplanetary civil war, so it's hard for me to sort it out... I'm pretty sure you don't mean BattleTech, so the only other thing I can think of is "football club", as in soccer.
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.

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RE: Who do you look like?
November 14, 2015 at 11:51 pm
Never played Battletech but I have played Metaltech: Battledrome.

Yes, it's very old.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNVGWdcYoAE
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