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My turkey is bigger than yours.......
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My turkey is bigger than yours.......
November 26, 2015 at 8:58 am
That got your attention.

HAPPY TURKEY DAY.......

Going over to my mom's gonna have some local pre made deli meal, no muss no fuss, hang out with her and watch the Panthers hopefully beat Dallas.
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November 26, 2015 at 11:07 am
My wife started out the day singing this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcJjMnHoIBI

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November 26, 2015 at 11:12 am
Sorry Brian, my first thought on reading your thread title was picturing my Doc Johnson model 34 butt plug, with realistic veining and retractable/pose-able foreskin, with extended run time Li-ion power pack and EnergyStar certified wall charger, inserted up to the gunwhales in your, er, turkey.

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November 26, 2015 at 11:28 am
Considering I'm not having turkey today, I think everyone's got me beat.

I am, however making pork and sauerkraut in my crock pot. Gotta get inventive when there's no oven present.
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November 26, 2015 at 12:58 pm
(November 26, 2015 at 11:07 am)mh.brewer Wrote: My wife started out the day singing this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcJjMnHoIBI

Happy TD.

Awesome way to start any day. Weird Al rocks!
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November 26, 2015 at 1:22 pm
(November 26, 2015 at 12:58 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(November 26, 2015 at 11:07 am)mh.brewer Wrote: My wife started out the day singing this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcJjMnHoIBI

Happy TD.

Awesome way to start any day. Weird Al rocks!

She's still doing it. Subs turkey for chicken. Have some more turkey, have some more pie, ............
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November 26, 2015 at 2:00 pm
Happy Turkey Day!

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November 26, 2015 at 2:04 pm
Have to go now. Turkey day dogs are on the tele.
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November 26, 2015 at 5:01 pm
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November 26, 2015 at 7:53 pm
My bird was only 14 lbs.

But it was so fucking juicy and tasty.
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