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RE: How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
January 23, 2017 at 7:53 pm
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(January 23, 2017 at 5:53 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: (January 23, 2017 at 1:01 am)Rev. Rye Wrote: Just make sure that special someone isn't actually playing for the other team. I've fallen into that trap too many times.
Nah, she's squarely by my side, brotha.
Just making sure, man. It's just, in my case, it happens a lot that Dick seeks out some Janes, who would much prefer another Jane to any Dick.
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RE: How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
January 23, 2017 at 8:34 pm
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(January 23, 2017 at 7:53 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: (January 23, 2017 at 5:53 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Nah, she's squarely by my side, brotha.
Just making sure, man. It's just, in my case, it happens a lot that Dick seeks out some Janes, who would much prefer another Jane to any Dick.
I'm not sure why you think I should be concerned about that in my particular relationship, and to be honest, it doesn't really sit well with me.
Perhaps if you knew either one of us, your advice, well-intentioned though it might be, would be more pertinent. Thanks for your concern, but I'm fine and she's great.
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RE: How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
January 23, 2017 at 9:00 pm
I am still super happy 
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RE: How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
January 23, 2017 at 9:57 pm
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(January 23, 2017 at 8:34 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: (January 23, 2017 at 7:53 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: Just making sure, man. It's just, in my case, it happens a lot that Dick seeks out some Janes, who would much prefer another Jane to any Dick.
I'm not sure why you think I should be concerned about that in my particular relationship, and to be honest, it doesn't really sit well with me.
Perhaps if you knew either one of us, your advice, well-intentioned though it might be, would be more pertinent. Thanks for your concern, but I'm fine and she's great.
(January 23, 2017 at 3:23 pm)Losty Wrote: I'm still feeling a bit traumatized, but glad to be alive and have all my things not destroyed. Also, fuck tornados and 15 minute warnings.
Well-wishes sent, Lost One.
I understand my experiences are very unusual. My second post was just my trying to explain myself, and since it apparently wasn't clear enough, I'll just say it: that's just my experiences (having an extraordinary number of RL crushes turning out to be gay), and I understand that many people don't have this problem, you included. I now understand this point wasn't clear.
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How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
January 23, 2017 at 11:53 pm
(January 22, 2017 at 11:44 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: I just ate an entire pint of gelato to drown my sorrows.
But, didn't you just do legs?! [emoji50]
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RE: How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
January 24, 2017 at 12:09 am
(January 23, 2017 at 1:01 am)Rev. Rye Wrote: (January 14, 2017 at 11:09 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Irritated by coworkers ... in love with a special someone. I'll cleave to the latter and push the former feeling out of mind.
Just make sure that special someone isn't actually playing for the other team. I've fallen into that trap too many times.
This is the funniest most random advice I've ever seen.
I'm in love with someone
You sure she's not a lesbian?
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RE: How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
January 24, 2017 at 12:09 am
(January 23, 2017 at 11:53 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: (January 22, 2017 at 11:44 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: I just ate an entire pint of gelato to drown my sorrows.
But, didn't you just do legs?! [emoji50]
(Says the fat, pregnant lady who just ate a giant bowl of cookies 'n' cream full-fat ice cream ten minutes before bed. [emoji56]) I did. And I murdered my back today with 30 mins of erg afterwards to punish myself.
But there were sorrows, and they needed to be drowned by Talenti Salted Caramel Gelato. 720 calories of sorrows.
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RE: How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
January 24, 2017 at 12:20 am
(January 23, 2017 at 11:53 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: (January 22, 2017 at 11:44 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: I just ate an entire pint of gelato to drown my sorrows.
But, didn't you just do legs?! [emoji50]
(Says the fat, pregnant lady who just ate a giant bowl of cookies 'n' cream full-fat ice cream ten minutes before bed. [emoji56])
You're not eating icecream for yourself silly!
You're giving the baby some sweets!
You're a good mum!
I think baby's crying for a glass of red now!
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RE: How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
January 24, 2017 at 12:55 am
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(January 24, 2017 at 12:09 am)paulpablo Wrote: (January 23, 2017 at 1:01 am)Rev. Rye Wrote: Just make sure that special someone isn't actually playing for the other team. I've fallen into that trap too many times.
This is the funniest most random advice I've ever seen.
I'm in love with someone
You sure she's not a lesbian?
You laugh, but when it happens to you multiple times, it becomes something you practically expect.
You know that old chick flick cliche about how "the best ones are all taken or gay?" I may be one of the only guys whose experiences have led him to believe this.
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RE: How's Everyone Feeling Right Meow?
January 24, 2017 at 1:06 am
Like my guts went through a wringer. Something I ate, or just a reaction to the richer than usual diet on my weekend getaway? Beats me, this is different than anything else except peritonitis.
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