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I'm god
Godhead Offline
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I'm god
July 9, 2010 at 7:35 pm
If god exists, and if I was god, what would you say to me, or ask me? I'm going to answer as if I was god, and we were talking to each other directly.
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RE: I'm god
July 9, 2010 at 7:41 pm
(July 9, 2010 at 7:35 pm)Godhead Wrote: If god exists, and if I was god, what would you say to me, or ask me? I'm going to answer as if I was god, and we were talking to each other directly.

Umm, ok. Though I don't think I'd be using any words.

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Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.

Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.

You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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RE: I'm god
July 9, 2010 at 7:47 pm
Right....isn't think supposed to be wrong in your neck of the crazy woods?

Anyway, even on the remote chance that there is a "god', I'd have absolutely nothing to say to it.
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#4
RE: I'm god
July 9, 2010 at 8:00 pm
I would say : "Fuck you God !"
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RE: I'm god
July 9, 2010 at 11:23 pm (This post was last modified: July 9, 2010 at 11:25 pm by Dotard.)
(July 9, 2010 at 7:35 pm)Godhead Wrote: If god exists, and if I was god, what would you say to me, or ask me?

I'd say/ask just one thing;

"Hey God, WTF?"
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RE: I'm god
July 10, 2010 at 4:24 am
I'd say "You confuse me."

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RE: I'm god
July 10, 2010 at 4:29 am
Why can't you be logically impossible and be bad like atheists think you must be?
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RE: I'm god
July 10, 2010 at 6:06 am
I'd ask, "Why?"
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RE: I'm god
July 10, 2010 at 6:26 am
Where's the magic beer fridge?
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RE: I'm god
July 10, 2010 at 12:54 pm
I'd ask, 'why do you spend so much of your time being a Poe?'
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