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| MEANER on the forum | 11 | 21.15% | |
| NICER on the forum | 4 | 7.69% | |
| About the same... | 37 | 71.15% | |
| Total | 52 vote(s) | 100% | |
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Your self in real life vs on AF
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 (February 2, 2016 at 9:48 am)Homeless Nutter Wrote: I may not bring mothers and bestiality into the discussion quite as often, in RL... Well, you always have to use the language that speaks to your audience, right 
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
Mean vs nice? Same. More stupid online, definitely. Written word not my preferred form of discourse. Can't spell for shit. Don't know the difference between through and throw. What I hear in my head rarely makes it to the page.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
(February 2, 2016 at 10:09 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Mean vs nice? Same. More stupid online, definitely. Written word not my preferred form of discourse. Can't spell for shit. Don't know the difference between through and throw. Great, now I feel bad for pointing it out 
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
(February 2, 2016 at 10:10 am)Alex K Wrote:(February 2, 2016 at 10:09 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Mean vs nice? Same. More stupid online, definitely. Written word not my preferred form of discourse. Can't spell for shit. Don't know the difference between through and throw. Nope. You just keep edumacating me.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
(February 2, 2016 at 10:14 am)mh.brewer Wrote:(February 2, 2016 at 10:10 am)Alex K Wrote: Great, now I feel bad for pointing it out Embiggening people's cromulence since 1979!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
 (February 2, 2016 at 10:02 am)Alex K Wrote:(February 2, 2016 at 9:48 am)Homeless Nutter Wrote: I may not bring mothers and bestiality into the discussion quite as often, in RL... Sure. But also - my dentist advises me to try and hold on to my remaining teeth. 
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
Or put them in your pocket.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
(February 2, 2016 at 10:22 am)Homeless Nutter Wrote:(February 2, 2016 at 10:02 am)Alex K Wrote: Well, you always have to use the language that speaks to your audience, right Yes, when they say that you should also engage your audience, that's not what they mean...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
In real life, I'm vile and rapacious beyond measure. My entire schooling was a fraud since all assignments were actually completed by kids I blackmailed (and now they complete my work as adults for the same reason). I eat most of the Girl Scout cookies at home. I guide the sight-impaired into lampposts then blame them for the mishap. I love to change lanes without using my blinkers, and then I give the finger to the person I cut off. My favorite game to play with my kids when they were little was "Hide from Caligula". Genuine assholes see me and shake their heads in awed disbelief. I enjoy entering confessionals to see if I can reduce a priest to tears of horror and despair. I'll use the last of the shampoo but leave the empty bottle in the shower. I pay for expensive items in pennies and nickels -- especially during the holidays. I fake medical emergencies on airliners just to inconvenience the other passengers by causing the plane to make an unscheduled landing. I've ruined Santa Claus for many children. For years, my parents thought I had Tourette's Syndrome until they realized I'm just aggressively foul-mouthed. I enjoy laughing loudly in crowded theaters during sad movies. Needless to say, I'll also shout out spoilers whenever possible. I bathe in the tears of the hopeless and forlorn. Most of my practical jokes involve power tools.
So, on balance, I'd say I'm much worse online.  (February 2, 2016 at 12:33 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: In real life, I'm vile and rapacious beyond measure. My entire schooling was a fraud since all assignments were actually completed by kids I blackmailed (and now they complete my work as adults for the same reason). I eat most of the Girl Scout cookies at home. I guide the sight-impaired into lampposts then blame them for the mishap. I love to change lanes without using my blinkers, and then I give the finger to the person I cut off. My favorite game to play with my kids when they were little was "Hide from Caligula". Genuine assholes see me and shake their heads in awed disbelief. I enjoy entering confessionals to see if I can reduce a priest to tears of horror and despair. I'll use the last of the shampoo but leave the empty bottle in the shower. I pay for expensive items in pennies and nickels -- especially during the holidays. I fake medical emergencies on airliners just to inconvenience the other passengers by causing the plane to make an unscheduled landing. I've ruined Santa Claus for many children. For years, my parents thought I had Tourette's Syndrome until they realized I'm just aggressively foul-mouthed. I enjoy laughing loudly in crowded theaters during sad movies. Needless to say, I'll also shout out spoilers whenever possible. I bathe in the tears of the hopeless and forlorn. Most of my practical jokes involve power tools. I may have a job opening for you. Contact me via telephone. EEEEEVIL TELEPHONE. ![[Image: rySLj1k.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i.imgur.com%2FrySLj1k.png) If you have any serious concerns, are being harassed, or just need someone to talk to, feel free to contact me via PM |
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