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Americans!!!
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RE: Americans!!!
E: Hugh Laurie?
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#12
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Hugh Laurie is married...to a woman. Pretty sure he's not gay Big Grin
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#13
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but but– why can't he be the Queen of England? because he's not a 'queen"? is that it? can he be king or something then?
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We brits do enjoy taking the piss out of people, ourselves included, and it seems to be the central theme to most of our humour. Most people seem to know this about brits. So, you'll imagine my surprise when one day I was poking fun at america and american in the group got all defensive. He complained about the english stereotype that all americans are stupid. I replied with "Are you claiming that you elected bush twice in a row because you're all evil vicious b*stards? Because that's the alternative."

I don't believe this, obviously. It's just a little joke. But on the subject of US English. "I could care less" is my number one pet peeve, followed by "Addicting" instead of "Addictive" and the erroneous plural form of the word Lego.

If I ever hear anyone say "I could care less about how addicting Legos are" I think I may be pushed to violence.
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#15
RE: Americans!!!
ARGGGHH "could care less" THE most ridiculous use of the English language!!


I <3 Mitchell.
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#16
RE: Americans!!!
Couldn't care less. I could not care less.

I have never heard anyone ever say "could care less".

You brits love making fun of Americans. We can always become more civilized and educated to cure what you be making fun of.

Brits are just plain ugly. Can't do anything about that. Really, you brits should have figured out by now that it wouldn't hurt to brush your teeth every once in awhile. Also there are these really neat people called "Dentists". Yes I know that's a strange word for you all, but they are these people that can straighten teeth. Yes, I know it sounds unbelieveable to you brits but it is true. They can make that mish-mash of protruding enamel in your mouths into a proper set of chompers.


Hey that was fun! We should have an American vs. Brits insult thread.
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#17
RE: Americans!!!
(September 18, 2010 at 11:18 am)Dotard Wrote: Brits are just plain ugly. Can't do anything about that. Really, you brits should have figured out by now that it wouldn't hurt to brush your teeth every once in awhile.

Hey man, that's unfair. I brushed my teeth only yesterday! Angry

As for the American vs Brits insult thread, I second that motion.... As long as the Americans don't start crying like little girls when we break out our superior intellect and wit.

I should point out at this point that I don't have a problem with America or Americans any more than I do with France and the French..... I just can't stop.... It's a compulsion... I really don't have a problem with americans.... I do hate the french though..... no I don't.
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#18
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I'm an American and I love British humor (note the lack of an extraneous letter there). Lucky for me that your silly accents make everything you say funny.
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#19
RE: Americans!!!
(September 18, 2010 at 11:18 am)Dotard Wrote: Couldn't care less. I could not care less.

I have never heard anyone ever say "could care less".

You brits love making fun of Americans. We can always become more civilized and educated to cure what you be making fun of.

Brits are just plain ugly. Can't do anything about that. Really, you brits should have figured out by now that it wouldn't hurt to brush your teeth every once in awhile. Also there are these really neat people called "Dentists". Yes I know that's a strange word for you all, but they are these people that can straighten teeth. Yes, I know it sounds unbelieveable to you brits but it is true. They can make that mish-mash of protruding enamel in your mouths into a proper set of chompers.


Hey that was fun! We should have an American vs. Brits insult thread.

We really should go to dentists more I guess, it's hard to fit it in around all the tea drinking and the visits to the Queen though...but I do ask one thing, could you please walk to the dentist and try and burn some fat, you lard arse! Also, try not to invade a country or sue anyone on your way there. Thanks. HAVE A NICE DAY!
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#20
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(September 18, 2010 at 1:15 pm)Skipper Wrote: could you please walk to the dentist and try and burn some fat, you lard arse!

I just lolled in my pants.
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