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If I were a troll in real life...

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If I were a troll in real life...
Cego_Colher Offline
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If I were a troll in real life...
August 21, 2010 at 2:18 pm
If I were a troll in real life(so, if I didn't mind if everyone thought I was an asswad) I'd try to find a church that was going to be built (preferably of the more relaxed versions of Christianity) I'd say how much of a terrible thing this is that will be built. that they would be promoting all sorts of terrible Bible things. They would want to impose Biblical law on everyone. I'd visit a church talk to the clergy, leave and say that I still think they are a dangerous people. etc. etc.
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I just wanted to share that thought.

what would you people want to(or have) troll(ed) in real life or even on this internet thing?
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RE: If I were a troll in real life...
August 21, 2010 at 2:23 pm
Sometimes I find it hard to resist the urge to troll my own life.
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RE: If I were a troll in real life...
August 21, 2010 at 2:30 pm
If I were a troll in real life, I would live under a bridge and eat virgins.
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RE: If I were a troll in real life...
August 21, 2010 at 3:12 pm
I am a troll in real life Big Grin
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RE: If I were a troll in real life...
August 21, 2010 at 6:02 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMEe7JqBgvg
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RE: If I were a troll in real life...
August 22, 2010 at 7:50 am
(August 21, 2010 at 2:30 pm)Shell B Wrote: If I were a troll in real life, I would live under a bridge and eat virgins.

Really?

Can I watch?Angel
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RE: If I were a troll in real life...
August 22, 2010 at 1:26 pm
(August 22, 2010 at 7:50 am)Zen Badger Wrote: Really?

Can I watch?Angel

Pfft. I can't believe I didn't realize the implications of my statement before I made it. Okay, you can watch, but you have to bring virgins to sacrifice to the troll.
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RE: If I were a troll in real life...
August 22, 2010 at 3:32 pm
I would live in a park and create flowers with my green thumb.

Kudos if you get the reference.
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RE: If I were a troll in real life...
August 22, 2010 at 4:35 pm
Stanley' s magic garden.

What an awful movie.
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RE: If I were a troll in real life...
August 22, 2010 at 7:32 pm
(August 22, 2010 at 4:35 pm)leo-rcc Wrote: Stanley' s magic garden.

What an awful movie.

No.
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