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Ask a Sarcastic Mexican
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#41
RE: Ask a Sarcastic Mexican
October 6, 2016 at 3:32 pm
(October 6, 2016 at 2:51 pm)c172 Wrote: Are you nearest BC or Sonora?

Nearest to the money exchange hut and next to the laundry mat. You'll see me asking for a ride, since I over packed my car with my two dozen kids and now the tires are flat.

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RE: Ask a Sarcastic Mexican
October 6, 2016 at 3:35 pm (This post was last modified: October 6, 2016 at 3:36 pm by J a c k.)
(October 6, 2016 at 3:10 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: How good are you at building walls?

What do you think of Cheech's "Mexican American" song? Factually correct?

Is Mexican sarcasm better than other state sponsored sarcasm?

-Not great. We just pretend to be hard workers, but we're really sitting around all day eating American hotdogs and tattooing our cholo friends.

-wut

-Yes, because it buys us organic foods and that makes for better jokes.
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RE: Ask a Sarcastic Mexican
October 6, 2016 at 3:36 pm
Do you like yours bacon-wrapped?
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RE: Ask a Sarcastic Mexican
October 6, 2016 at 3:41 pm
(October 6, 2016 at 3:36 pm)c172 Wrote: Do you like yours bacon-wrapped?

I replied to this and now it's gone. It's a conspiracy.
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RE: Ask a Sarcastic Mexican
October 6, 2016 at 3:42 pm
(October 6, 2016 at 3:36 pm)c172 Wrote: Do you like yours bacon-wrapped?

It's the only way. Welcome to our home. You will be treated like family for knowing one of our best secrets. Welcome, brother.
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October 6, 2016 at 3:42 pm (This post was last modified: October 6, 2016 at 3:43 pm by RozKek.)
What do you like to top your pizza with?
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October 6, 2016 at 3:46 pm
(October 6, 2016 at 3:42 pm)RozKek Wrote: What do you like to top your pizza with?

Cheese, pepperoni, black olives, and tacos.
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October 6, 2016 at 3:46 pm
If I would have used a safe word could I have avoided the cigarette burns on my head?
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RE: Ask a Sarcastic Mexican
October 6, 2016 at 3:49 pm
(October 6, 2016 at 3:35 pm)Mamacita Wrote:
(October 6, 2016 at 3:10 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: How good are you at building walls?

What do you think of Cheech's "Mexican American" song? Factually correct?

Is Mexican sarcasm better than other state sponsored sarcasm?

-Not great. We just pretend to be hard workers, but we're really sitting around all day eating American hotdogs and tattooing our cholo friends.

-wut

-Yes, because it buys us organic foods and that makes for better jokes.

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RE: Ask a Sarcastic Mexican
October 6, 2016 at 3:50 pm
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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