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RE: How to offend people
December 21, 2016 at 4:41 pm
(December 19, 2016 at 12:37 pm)Divinity Wrote: How to offend people:
#1. Say "Happy Holidays"
#2. Refuse to stand for the pledge of allegiance
#3. Don't believe in God
#4. Approve of a gay couple getting married
#5. Say "Black LIves Matter"
Hmmm...how to offend the left:
1. Say Merry Christmas.
2. Tell the left that only "true" Americans stand for the pledge of allegiance.
3. Express belief in God and Country.
4. Defend traditional marriage.
5. Say, "All Lives Matter".
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RE: How to offend people
December 21, 2016 at 4:43 pm
How to offend A Theist:
1. Be a leftist and wait for the outrage at your existence
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RE: How to offend people
December 21, 2016 at 4:45 pm
(December 21, 2016 at 4:43 pm)Jesster Wrote: How to offend A Theist:
1. Be a leftist and wait for the outrage at your existence
Whoa! Now I'm really pissed!
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RE: How to offend people
December 21, 2016 at 4:48 pm
How to offend the right:
1. Use logic and reason as arguments.
2. Don't believe in fairytales.
3. Defend acceptance and tolerance.
4. Refer to science.
5. Explain that their country isn't the centre of the universe.
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RE: How to offend people
December 21, 2016 at 4:48 pm
Hey, if you can have fun with it, so can I 
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RE: How to offend people
December 21, 2016 at 4:56 pm
(This post was last modified: December 21, 2016 at 5:22 pm by Athene.)
Some people only wish others were offended by their inane yammering, when the fact of the matter is:
No one's interested.
True story, btw.
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RE: How to offend people
December 21, 2016 at 6:20 pm
(December 21, 2016 at 4:41 pm)A Theist Wrote: Hmmm...how to offend the left:
1. Say Merry Christmas.
2. Tell the left that only "true" Americans stand for the pledge of allegiance.
3. Express belief in God and Country.
4. Defend traditional marriage.
5. Say, "All Lives Matter".
1. I know you "war on Christmas" nuts really want it to be, but "Merry Christmas" is not offensive to me in the least.
2. This one is absolutely true. Atheist CANNOT STAND the "No true Scotsman" fallacy! Any logical fallacy, really. It drives us insane!
3. Again, I know you really need to feel persecuted, but I don't care what you believe so long as you aren't teaching my kids to believe it behind my back
4. "Traditional marriage" was never under attack. Let me put your mind at ease, you can still marry someone of the opposite sex. Nobody ever wanted to take that away from you. You don't have to divorce your wife and gay-marry Caitliyn Jenner. So when you say, "Defend traditional marriage", what you really mean is "Fight like hell to keep subjugating people different from me even though it effects me in no way whatsoever" and, yeah, that pisses me off.
5. This is too big a subject to explain to someone like you.
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RE: How to offend people
December 21, 2016 at 6:34 pm
How To Offend USians (the hard part is that you actually have to visit the US to do this):
Have a couple of friends go into a public toilet with you. When you all walk out, one of you exclaim in a stage whisper, 'Jaysus, mate - did you SEE the size of those toilet seats? Yanks must have the biggest bums on the planet!'
(I would offer advice on how to offend Kiwis, but people here are so easy-going that they make Canadians look like rabid pit bulls on a bad acid trip).
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RE: How to offend people
December 21, 2016 at 6:54 pm
(December 21, 2016 at 4:21 pm)A Theist Wrote: Yeah, but I've fallen back to the dark side, only to be a pain in the ass to the lefties here.
Oh...jeez. I thought you were a masochist and your intention was to be target practice for us. This is awkward...
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RE: How to offend people
December 21, 2016 at 7:05 pm
(December 21, 2016 at 6:54 pm)Gemini Wrote: (December 21, 2016 at 4:21 pm)A Theist Wrote: Yeah, but I've fallen back to the dark side, only to be a pain in the ass to the lefties here.
Oh...jeez. I thought you were a masochist and your intention was to be target practice for us. This is awkward...
That awkward moment when a righty thinks he's being a pain in the arse but everyone just feels sorry for him.
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