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RE: Would you like to play a game??
February 17, 2017 at 9:48 pm
"I had seen her at Free and Clear, my blood parasite group Thursdays. Then at Hope, my bi-monthly sickle cell circle. And again at Seize the Day, my tuberculosis Friday night."
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#202
RE: Would you like to play a game??
February 18, 2017 at 5:15 am
Pretty sure that's 'Fight Club'. How about:

'Is they dead?'

'They better be, 'cause I'm gonna bury 'em!'

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RE: Would you like to play a game??
February 20, 2017 at 7:56 pm
No one? Must've been a bit obscure. The answer is 'Paint Your Wagon' (easily the most miscast musical in cinema history).

Here's an easy one.

'Illinois Nazis.'

'I hate Illinois Nazis.'

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#204
RE: Would you like to play a game??
February 20, 2017 at 8:01 pm
(February 20, 2017 at 7:56 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: No one?  Must've been a bit obscure.  The answer is 'Paint Your Wagon' (easily the most miscast musical in cinema history).

Here's an easy one.

'Illinois Nazis.'

'I hate Illinois Nazis.'

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Blues Brothers, of course.

"They made three of those films.  You have to wonder if he's just a bad parent."  (Paraphrased a little.)
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RE: Would you like to play a game??
February 20, 2017 at 8:16 pm
Deadpool. Love me some Wade Wilson, I does.

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February 20, 2017 at 9:24 pm
"How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?"
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RE: Would you like to play a game??
February 27, 2017 at 7:21 pm (This post was last modified: February 27, 2017 at 7:24 pm by PETE_ROSE.)
Couple of lines from one of my favorite films. You will show your age if you know these.

I've got a touch of hangover, bureaucrat. Don't push me.

Plus this:

And I am NOT intoxicated... YET!
(February 20, 2017 at 9:24 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: "How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?"

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RE: Would you like to play a game??
February 27, 2017 at 7:27 pm (This post was last modified: February 27, 2017 at 7:33 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Quote:I've got a touch of hangover, bureaucrat. Don't push me.

Getting a whiff of John Wayne from that one, can't place the film.

Try: 'If crime showed on a man's face, there wouldn't be any mirrors.'

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February 27, 2017 at 7:42 pm (This post was last modified: February 27, 2017 at 7:59 pm by PETE_ROSE.)
Figured "Where the whiskey? Good party. But no whiskey, we go home!" Was too obvious.
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RE: Would you like to play a game??
February 28, 2017 at 2:47 am
That's not a knife. This is a knife.
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