Damned Protestants...

[DeistPaladin]

Bryan Fischer: ‘Freedom of Religion’ in US is only a choice of which Christian church to join

Nothing new here. It's the old "it's freedom of, not freedom from" argument, as if there's any separating the two.

If anything is forced on you against your will, it's not "freedom" in any sense of the word.

[Minimalist]

Except fucking jesus, apparently.

[Minimalist]

Fucking FOX losing its fucking mind...again.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/11/fox-c...roper-use/

Fox cries foul over Obama’s Bible quotes in immigration speech: That’s ‘not proper use!’

On Fox & Friends, Tucker Carlson accused the president of using the Biblical quotations to prove that “God is on [his] side.” “It’s repugnant,” Carlson said, “for this guy specifically, the president who spent his career defending late-term abortion, among other things, lecturing us on Christian faith? That’s too much. That is too much. This is the Christian left at work, and it’s repugnant.”

“To quote scripture?” he added, “that’s out of bounds.”

Cuz everybody knows that Tucker's jesus us an NRA member who would murder Mexicans in the street for their own good.

It's hard to make xtian assholes look worse but Carlson manages.

[DeistPaladin]

Cuz everybody knows that Tucker's jesus us an NRA member who would murder Mexicans in the street for their own good.

My favorite passage of the Bible (seriously, I don't mean that sarcastically):

Matthew 7 21 “Not everyone who says to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but only the one who does the will of my Father who is in heaven. 22 Many will say to me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name and in your name drive out demons and in your name perform many miracles?’ 23 Then I will tell them plainly, ‘I never knew you. Away from me, you evildoers!’ 24 “Therefore everyone who hears these words of mine and puts them into practice is like a wise man who built his house on the rock. 25 The rain came down, the streams rose, and the winds blew and beat against that house; yet it did not fall, because it had its foundation on the rock. 26 But everyone who hears these words of mine and does not put them into practice is like a foolish man who built his house on sand. 27 The rain came down, the streams rose, and the winds blew and beat against that house, and it fell with a great crash.”

I don't need to tell anyone I don't actually believe any of this but it's entertaining to consider that these GOP Christians revere a guy who preached about "..as you have treated the least among you..." and other admonishments of peace and charity and regard him as their lord but pay no attention to what he said.

As I interpret the passage, it seems to say that they'll claim "didn't we sing your praises at church?" and Jesus promised to respond, "GTFO and go to Hell you hypocrites."

[Minimalist]

That jesus was just some smelly jew hippie.

They prefer - TA-DA - Republicunt Jesus.



These are his chosen people.

[abaris]

Or, as one of your generals said not too long ago, Jesus with an AK47.

[Minimalist]

It seems the firemen are getting as bad as the cops lately.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/11/atlan...honor-god/

Atlanta fire chief’s book says ‘unclean’ gay people ‘defile their body-temple and dishonor God’

Oh...naturally.

Cochran describes himself in the book as a “devout Christian man” whose “greatest desire is to fulfill the purpose of God for his life and to be living proof of God’s exceeding great and precious promises.”

An asshole.

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Turning into a big day for xtian scumbags!

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/11/houst...in-a-coma/

Houston pastor refuses to bury 93-year-old woman who didn’t tithe enough while in a coma

“It was like the last insult in the world, there was nothing else that I could do for my mommy but funeralize her in the church that she loved and worshiped all of her life, even as a little girl,” Day said, explaining that Houston told her that Blair “had not paid her dues, and she had not attended the church in recent years.”

“For the last two years, my mother has been in either a nursing home or she’s been in a hospital,” she pointed out. “And the last few months, she was in a coma!”

Cuz, fucking jesus has to protect his bottom line!

[Minimalist]

Expect more shrieks of 'persecution' because public schools won't let them sell their bullshit to defenseless children.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/11/oklah...-pressure/

n Oklahoma school district scuttled plans to offer an elective religion course developed by the head of the Hobby Lobby retail chain.

The Freedom From Religion Foundation (FFRF) said on its website on Tuesday that the Mustang Public Schools district canceled the course, “The Book: The Bible’s History, Narrative and Impact.”

“The topic of a Bible course in the Mustang School District is no longer a discussion item nor is there a plan to provide such a course in the foreseeable future,” superintendent Sean McDaniel was quoted as saying.

[Minimalist]

Okay....

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/11/chris...-churches/

Christian ‘branding agency’ seeks $1 million for ‘McMass’ project to put McDonald’s in churches

Shitty burgers and a shitty religion. Sounds like a perfect combo.

Super-sized bullshit.

[abaris]

Shitty burgers and a shitty religion. Sounds like a perfect combo.

Super-sized bullshit.

The burgers aren't that bad in my parts, since there are strict regulations in place when it comes to producing food. So yes, I would say, the burgers would be the silver lining in that story.