Sorry, Brits - "Daft Twerp" Doesn't Begin to Cover It

[JackRussell]

I think Trump is an evil, misogynistic, geriatric, racist white cunt.

But then I am English and polite.

[Edwardo Piet]

The milder the insult the deeper it is meant....its a british thing.

Exactly.  Telling someone, 'You're a worthless, useless cuntflake who couldn't manage his way out of an eiderdown quilt without a guide book and a team of fucking sherpas' might get you a dirty look, while, 'Not quite up to scratch at this, are you, mate' could cost you some teeth.

Boru

No wonder I am regularly stabbed to death here in Britain. I knew I must have been doing something wrong when I say something like "Sorry to bother you, mate" and I get a "It wasn't very nice of you to bother me, pal" response shortly before being shot in the face with a plasma gun.

I should try saying "EXCUSE ME A MINUTE YOU VAST DRIPPING GARGANTUAN CUNT OF A BASTARD!" when I want to ask a question instead.

Borrington Bear

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I think Trump is an evil, misogynistic, geriatric, racist white cunt.

That's a pretty fucking big understatement, mate.

But then I am English and polite.

OHHHHH I see what you mean. Me too.

Boruuuuuuuuuuuuuooooy ooy ooh ooh

[A Theist]

Fuck the Brits. We kicked their asses in two wars and then had to bail them out of two world wars. 






We'll keep our guns just in case you Brits need our help again to bail your asses out of another war. Down went Pakenham!

[I_am_not_mafia]

Fuck the Brits. We kicked their asses in two wars and then had to bail them out of two world wars. 

We'll keep our guns just in case you Brits need our help again to bail your asses out of another war. Down went Pakenham!

Yes, yes, quite old boy. Now run along. The grown-ups are talking.

[downbeatplumb]

Fuck the Brits. We kicked their asses in two wars and then had to bail them out of two world wars. 






We'll keep our guns just in case you Brits need our help again to bail your asses out of another war. Down went Pakenham!

Which two wars would those be? The one where the French blockade prevented reinforcements, or the one where we burnt your capital, hung around for a while then went home?

The French success at completely encircling Cornwallis left them firmly in control of Chesapeake Bay.[117] In addition to capturing a number of smaller British vessels, de Grasse and de Barras assigned their smaller vessels to assist in the transport of Washington's and Rochambeau's forces from Head of Elk, Maryland to Yorktown.[118]

It was not until 23 September that Graves and Clinton learned that the French fleet in the Chesapeake numbered 36 ships. This news came from a dispatch sneaked out by Cornwallis on the 17th, accompanied by a plea for help: "If you cannot relieve me very soon, you must be prepared to hear the worst".[

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naval_batt...ionary_War

Historian Troy Bickham, author of The Weight of Vengeance: The United States, the British Empire, and the War of 1812, sees the British as having fought to a much stronger position than the United States.

"Even tied down by ongoing wars with Napoleonic France, the British had enough capable officers, well-trained men, and equipment to easily defeat a series of American invasions of Canada. In fact, in the opening salvos of the war, the American forces invading Upper Canada were pushed so far back that they ended up surrendering Michigan Territory. The difference between the two navies was even greater. While the Americans famously (shockingly for contemporaries on both sides of the Atlantic) bested British ships in some one-on-one actions at the war’s start, the Royal Navy held supremacy throughout the war, blockading the U.S. coastline and ravaging coastal towns, including Washington, D.C. Yet in late 1814, the British offered surprisingly generous peace terms despite having amassed a large invasion force of veteran troops in Canada, naval supremacy in the Atlantic, an opponent that was effectively bankrupt, and an open secessionist movement in New England."

So in one war the French beat us, in the other one we won.

[A Theist]

Fuck the Brits. We kicked their asses in two wars and then had to bail them out of two world wars. 






We'll keep our guns just in case you Brits need our help again to bail your asses out of another war. Down went Pakenham!

Which two wars would those be? The one where the French blockade prevented reinforcements, or the one where we burnt your capital, hung around for a while then went home?

We're not colonies anymore, are we. Short lived victory for you Brits. We rebuilt the capital and we decimated your General Pakenham and his battle hardened army at the Battle Of New Orleans under the command of Andrew Jackson. In a half an hour, General Pakenham and his senior officers were dead as well as 2,000 of his troops.

[I_am_not_mafia]

We're not colonies anymore, are we. Short lived victory for you Brits. We rebuilt the capital and we decimated your General Pakenham and his battle hardened army at the Battle Of New Orleans under the command of Andrew Jackson. In a half an hour, General Pakenham and his senior officers were dead as well as 2,000 of his troops.

Who is this we you're talking of? Were you personally involved?

Maybe try doing something worthwhile with your life so you can have something of your own to be proud of.

[downbeatplumb]

Which two wars would those be? The one where the French blockade prevented reinforcements, or the one where we burnt your capital, hung around for a while then went home?

We're not colonies anymore, are we. Short lived victory for you Brits. We rebuilt the capital and we decimated your General Pakenham and his battle hardened army at the Battle Of New Orleans under the command of Andrew Jackson. In a half an hour, General Pakenham and his senior officers were dead as well as 2,000 of his troops.

And till the end of the second world war in europe the Nazis were winning somewhere, you pick on one battle when the overall result for the war was a british win.