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Haipule Offline
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Worst Pick Up Lines
November 17, 2017 at 4:18 am
I hear you are looking for a stud! Well, your in luck! I am your STD and all I need is U baby!
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RE: Worst Pick Up Lines
November 17, 2017 at 4:32 am
Your lips are like red wine and I shall be getting drunk tonight.
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RE: Worst Pick Up Lines
November 17, 2017 at 4:42 am
(November 17, 2017 at 4:32 am)Little lunch Wrote: Your lips are like red wine and I shall be getting drunk tonight.

I think that's a good one.
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RE: Worst Pick Up Lines
November 17, 2017 at 5:44 am
I don't actually use pick up lines.
Usually just licking my eyebrow is enough. :-)
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RE: Worst Pick Up Lines
November 17, 2017 at 5:50 am
"Hello. What's your name? Oh that's a nice name. Well, seen as we're on first name terms now wanna go for a pizza and go fuck?"
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RE: Worst Pick Up Lines
November 17, 2017 at 6:24 am
'Hi! I'm senator Al Franken.'

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Worst Pick Up Lines
November 17, 2017 at 6:29 am
“I’ve got a white stick for ya baby!”
(Guys love shouting this at me)
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RE: Worst Pick Up Lines
November 17, 2017 at 6:39 am (This post was last modified: November 17, 2017 at 6:40 am by Little lunch.)
Wanna wrap your laughing gear around the snotty end of my giggle stick?
Hi, sexy.
Mine's all flexy.
It's all greasy.
Slips in easy.
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RE: Worst Pick Up Lines
November 17, 2017 at 6:52 am
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
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RE: Worst Pick Up Lines
November 17, 2017 at 8:20 am
If I were in charge of the alphabet I'd put U and I together.

You don't sweat much for a fat lass.

I'm just gonna phone my Ma and tell her I've just met the girl I'd like to do me in the bathroom.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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