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What A Great Idea
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What A Great Idea
No flu shots for jesus freaks.  What a great way to clean up the gene pool!

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/02/trump-a...ots-jesus/

Quote:Trump adviser Gloria Copeland: ‘You don’t need flu shots when you have Jesus’


Go swim in shark infested waters, too.  Show us how much you love fucking jesus.
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#2
RE: What A Great Idea
This is great. Do you realize how great it would be to thin out the herd this way?
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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RE: What A Great Idea
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Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

Inuit Proverb

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#4
RE: What A Great Idea
People had Jesus for thousands of years, but we didn't cure smallpox or polio until vaccinations.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#5
RE: What A Great Idea
To be fair, I don’t really do flu shots either; not for the stupid reasons the people in the article do.

It’s more because every time I get the flu shot, I end up getting the flu anyway. If I don’t get the shot, I may or may not end up with the flu.

The thing is, it turns out the flu vaccines only cover the most common strains of the flu (because the flu virus tends to mutate frequently; this is why people take it annually) going around in a given year. If you come across a less common strain, you’re shit out of luck.

Really, in my experience, it’s not worth the jab.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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#6
RE: What A Great Idea
In all actuality - getting the flu shot keeps you from getting the worst part of the flu, if you do get it. It's not a cure or even a preventative. It just lessens the severity of the flu.

And if you live with or work around the elderly, disabled or small children, it's very important that you get your shot.
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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RE: What A Great Idea
Never seemed to lessen the severity in the years I did get it.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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#8
RE: What A Great Idea
Well it isn't perfect. But if it gives someone a fighting chance and they don't die of the flu, then getting the shot is worth it.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#9
RE: What A Great Idea
No flu shots.

No vaccinations.

No doctors.

No medication.

No surgeons.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#10
RE: What A Great Idea
Sounds like jesus freak heaven!
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