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Abominations.
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#11
RE: Abominations.
March 21, 2018 at 10:35 pm
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Abominations.
March 21, 2018 at 10:40 pm
I remember going to PTA sponsored soup and sandwich fund raisers in the school gym. Green jello with cottage cheese in it was a frequent salad, although I'm sure various flavors of jello with shredded carrots, olives, lima beans and yes, even spam were served.

We ate them along with our grilled cheese sandwiches and cream of tomato soup.


Blech and goddam my memory still recalling these horrors from 55 years ago . . .


All of it an ABOMINATION !!!!
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Abominations.
March 21, 2018 at 10:41 pm
I’d be the god of beer and tacos.
Abomination would be to ask for a bud lite at a decent little brewery where the owner’s heart gets crushed with every moron’s, “What do you have on tap? Oh ok. Uhhhhhhhhh.... I’ll have a buh-lai.” Another abomination would be to eat taco bell on taco Tuesday. I mean, for the love of Jack!

I nominate ______ as god of ______, because oh my ________.
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#14
RE: Abominations.
March 21, 2018 at 10:41 pm
Quote:If you were a god or goddess, what would be on your list of Abominations?


Republicunts.



For an extra prize (unspecified and not free), what woul you be a god or goddess of.


Fucking.
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#15
RE: Abominations.
March 21, 2018 at 10:44 pm (This post was last modified: March 21, 2018 at 10:44 pm by Angrboda.)
Oh... nevermind.
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RE: Abominations.
March 21, 2018 at 10:47 pm
(March 21, 2018 at 9:47 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Abominations: Mostly foods, humus, brussel sprouts, most beans, most lettuce, custards, jello, ...............

God of deja vu and dopplegangers. My god name is :Whathehellwasthat.

Edit: After thought: any quackery.

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RE: Abominations.
March 21, 2018 at 11:01 pm (This post was last modified: March 21, 2018 at 11:02 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(March 21, 2018 at 10:41 pm)J a c k Wrote: I nominate ______ as god of ______, because oh my ________.

I nominate J a c k as a goddess of my hot spicy ____ because of my rampant _____

You can fill in the blanks. But I don't shoot any. Blanks that is. I shoot plenty. Not guns tho.... peni--- okay I'll stop lol.
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RE: Abominations.
March 21, 2018 at 11:04 pm
Hmmmm......

God of Green Left Handed Widgets.


Abominations...green right handed widgets  Dodgy
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#19
RE: Abominations.
March 21, 2018 at 11:04 pm (This post was last modified: March 21, 2018 at 11:07 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
I use both my hands.
(March 21, 2018 at 9:47 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Abominations: [...]hummus[...]

Friendship ruined.
(March 21, 2018 at 9:48 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: It would be an abomination to unnecessarily harm any animal or person.

I mean, yeah. If we're gonna be SERIOUS lol. Totes. Magnifico in that case. Clap
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RE: Abominations.
March 21, 2018 at 11:16 pm (This post was last modified: March 21, 2018 at 11:17 pm by ignoramus.)
I would be the god of the abyss.

I would create nothing. I don't need no stinking sad deluded peons praying to me ...
Then I'd kill myself as I would be completely obsolete. It's the right thing to do ... Dunno

long live the abyss !!!
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