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Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
#11
RE: Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
(March 25, 2018 at 12:41 pm)Khemikal Wrote: It's a shame some poor fuckers life was so meager they were forced to imagine a paradise no different than any sunday afternoon in my life.  Allah really screwed the pooch for those guys.

That was my first thought. sitting on a couch in an airconditioned room, eating chicken? I don't need to devote my life to a god that may not exist to have that in my life.

Also how do you pronounced the OPs name?
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#12
RE: Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
Pronounced nITup the yrag is silent when spoken in the romantics.
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#13
RE: Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
Tee hee! I like this guy.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#14
RE: Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
I'll think about it
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#15
RE: Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
(March 25, 2018 at 1:36 pm)rskovride Wrote: Pronounced        nITup    the yrag is silent when spoken in the romantics.

Half their name is silent. Ok. Thanks.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#16
RE: Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
You're very handsome, mister. Smile
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#17
RE: Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
This is getting old -_-
You forgot to mention this verse:


Quote:Sura 76, The Quran:
( 6 )   A spring of which the [righteous] servants of Allah will drink; they will make it gush forth in force [and abundance].
( 7 )   They [are those who] fulfill [their] vows and fear a Day whose evil will be widespread.
( 8 )   And they give food in spite of love for it to the needy, the orphan, and the captive,
( 9 )   [Saying], "We feed you only for the countenance of Allah. We wish not from you reward or gratitude.
( 10 )   Indeed, We fear from our Lord a Day austere and distressful."
( 11 )   So Allah will protect them from the evil of that Day and give them radiance and happiness
( 12 )   And will reward them for what they patiently endured [with] a garden [in Paradise] and silk [garments].
( 13 )   [They will be] reclining therein on adorned couches. They will not see therein any [burning] sun or [freezing] cold.
( 14 )   And near above them are its shades, and its [fruit] to be picked will be lowered in compliance.
( 15 )   And there will be circulated among them vessels of silver and cups having been [created] clear [as glass],
( 16 )   Clear glasses [made] from silver of which they have determined the measure.
( 17 )   And they will be given to drink a cup [of wine] whose mixture is of ginger
( 18 )   [From] a fountain within Paradise named Salsabeel.
( 19 )   There will circulate among them young boys made eternal. When you see them, you would think them [as beautiful as] scattered pearls.
( 20 )   And when you look there [in Paradise], you will see pleasure and great dominion.
( 21 )   Upon the inhabitants will be green garments of fine silk and brocade. And they will be adorned with bracelets of silver, and their Lord will give them a purifying drink.
( 22 )   [And it will be said], "Indeed, this is for you a reward, and your effort has been appreciated."
( 23 )   Indeed, it is We who have sent down to you, [O Muhammad], the Qur'an progressively.
( 24 )   So be patient for the decision of your Lord and do not obey from among them a sinner or ungrateful [disbeliever].
( 25 )   And mention the name of your Lord [in prayer] morning and evening

Is verse 19 of Sura 76, a reference to homosexuality being allowed in paradise?
In this life; it's forbidden, and the story of Lot bring us the sever punishment gay pedos & homosexuals would endure; but what about paradise? rules change there; how old are these boys ? are the "Hoor Ein" just like the "Shemales" we have now in an artificial, fake looks?

IDK..but you should've quote this from the Quran; this is quite controversial !
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#18
RE: Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
(March 25, 2018 at 2:22 pm)AtlasS33 Wrote: This is getting old -_-
You forgot to mention this verse:


Quote:Sura 76, The Quran:
( 6 )   A spring of which the [righteous] servants of Allah will drink; they will make it gush forth in force [and abundance].
( 7 )   They [are those who] fulfill [their] vows and fear a Day whose evil will be widespread.
( 8 )   And they give food in spite of love for it to the needy, the orphan, and the captive,
( 9 )   [Saying], "We feed you only for the countenance of Allah. We wish not from you reward or gratitude.
( 10 )   Indeed, We fear from our Lord a Day austere and distressful."
( 11 )   So Allah will protect them from the evil of that Day and give them radiance and happiness
( 12 )   And will reward them for what they patiently endured [with] a garden [in Paradise] and silk [garments].
( 13 )   [They will be] reclining therein on adorned couches. They will not see therein any [burning] sun or [freezing] cold.
( 14 )   And near above them are its shades, and its [fruit] to be picked will be lowered in compliance.
( 15 )   And there will be circulated among them vessels of silver and cups having been [created] clear [as glass],
( 16 )   Clear glasses [made] from silver of which they have determined the measure.
( 17 )   And they will be given to drink a cup [of wine] whose mixture is of ginger
( 18 )   [From] a fountain within Paradise named Salsabeel.
( 19 )   There will circulate among them young boys made eternal. When you see them, you would think them [as beautiful as] scattered pearls.
( 20 )   And when you look there [in Paradise], you will see pleasure and great dominion.
( 21 )   Upon the inhabitants will be green garments of fine silk and brocade. And they will be adorned with bracelets of silver, and their Lord will give them a purifying drink.
( 22 )   [And it will be said], "Indeed, this is for you a reward, and your effort has been appreciated."
( 23 )   Indeed, it is We who have sent down to you, [O Muhammad], the Qur'an progressively.
( 24 )   So be patient for the decision of your Lord and do not obey from among them a sinner or ungrateful [disbeliever].
( 25 )   And mention the name of your Lord [in prayer] morning and evening

Is verse 19 of Sura 76, a reference to homosexuality being allowed in paradise?
In this life; it's forbidden, and the story of Lot bring us the sever punishment gay pedos & homosexuals would endure; but what about paradise? rules change their; how old are these boys ? are the "Hour Ein" just like the "Shemales" we have now in an artificial, fake looks?

IDK..but you should've quote this from the Quran; this is quite controversial !

I think he's a troll, Atlas.
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#19
RE: Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
What a wonderful way to turn closeted homosexuals into martyrs. I'd definitely suggest that was the case if I needed meat to deliver ords.
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#20
RE: Athists & Infidels - Grab Allah's offer before its too late
Allah can grab my dick.
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