Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: April 29, 2024, 11:24 am
Atheist Forums › Discussion › Off Topic v
The best job in the world...

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Thread Modes
The best job in the world...
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
Banana Hammer
*****
Religious Views: Rational
Posts: 19881
Threads: 324
Joined: July 31, 2016
Reputation: 34
#1
The best job in the world...
April 22, 2019 at 6:18 pm
...is one where you're one step away from your car or truck.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/f1BgzIZRfT...r_embedded
Find
Reply
The Valkyrie Offline
Stabby Titz
*******
Religious Views: Outdated
Posts: 34734
Threads: 200
Joined: August 13, 2012
Reputation: 145
#2
RE: The best job in the world...
April 22, 2019 at 6:23 pm
Resists urge to say "serial killer"...
Dying to live, living to die.
Find
Reply
Cod Offline
Fit as a butchers dog
***
Religious Views: Atheist
Posts: 2380
Threads: 43
Joined: October 30, 2017
Reputation: 48
#3
RE: The best job in the world...
April 22, 2019 at 6:26 pm
I had a job as a condom tester. I had to work a week in hand.
Find
Reply
BrianSoddingBoru4 Offline
Power-Drunk Administrator
*******
Religious Views: Headology
Posts: 44051
Threads: 529
Joined: July 24, 2013
Reputation: 109
#4
RE: The best job in the world...
April 22, 2019 at 6:28 pm
It would require a time machine, but...Goldie Hawn's body painter.

[Image: ca0321fb540b354c1c73cba90a02679f.jpg?w=723]

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Find
Reply
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
Banana Hammer
*****
Religious Views: Rational
Posts: 19881
Threads: 324
Joined: July 31, 2016
Reputation: 34
#5
RE: The best job in the world...
April 22, 2019 at 6:40 pm
Keira Knightley is around here somewhere.
Find
Reply
BrianSoddingBoru4 Offline
Power-Drunk Administrator
*******
Religious Views: Headology
Posts: 44051
Threads: 529
Joined: July 24, 2013
Reputation: 109
#6
RE: The best job in the world...
April 22, 2019 at 6:45 pm
Pass.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Find
Reply
LadyForCamus Offline
Retired Staff
*****
Religious Views: Atheist
Posts: 9914
Threads: 53
Joined: November 27, 2015
Reputation: 92
#7
RE: The best job in the world...
April 22, 2019 at 7:08 pm
(April 22, 2019 at 6:18 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: ...is one where you're one step away from your car or truck.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/f1BgzIZRfT...r_embedded

FUCK. THAT. SHIT. 😫
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
Find
Reply
The Valkyrie Offline
Stabby Titz
*******
Religious Views: Outdated
Posts: 34734
Threads: 200
Joined: August 13, 2012
Reputation: 145
#8
RE: The best job in the world...
April 22, 2019 at 7:14 pm
(April 22, 2019 at 7:08 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote:
(April 22, 2019 at 6:18 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: ...is one where you're one step away from your car or truck.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/f1BgzIZRfT...r_embedded

FUCK. THAT. SHIT. 😫

Yeah. I'm not, as a rule, scared of heights but I think I'd give this a miss...
Dying to live, living to die.
Find
Reply
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
Banana Hammer
*****
Religious Views: Rational
Posts: 19881
Threads: 324
Joined: July 31, 2016
Reputation: 34
#9
RE: The best job in the world...
April 22, 2019 at 7:16 pm
But! The great view of South Dakota!
Find
Reply
The Valkyrie Offline
Stabby Titz
*******
Religious Views: Outdated
Posts: 34734
Threads: 200
Joined: August 13, 2012
Reputation: 145
#10
RE: The best job in the world...
April 22, 2019 at 7:25 pm
(April 22, 2019 at 7:16 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: But! The great view of South Dakota!

Hire a fucking plane!
Dying to live, living to die.
Find
Reply


Atheist Forums › Discussion › Off Topic v
The best job in the world...

Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  What job(s) did you have as a kid? arewethereyet 25 2138 April 25, 2021 at 1:17 am
Last Post: Sal
  My shit ass job just called me back up CarveTheFive 25 2002 May 9, 2020 at 2:48 pm
Last Post: Mr.wizard
  My new job involves :) Megabullshit 17 1485 April 10, 2019 at 2:41 pm
Last Post: Megabullshit
  What is job like in Motorcycle Showroom ? Megabullshit 13 888 April 1, 2019 at 1:46 am
Last Post: Megabullshit
  Surreal day on the job...more of the same on the way. arewethereyet 75 5300 March 7, 2019 at 1:50 am
Last Post: Godscreated
  You had one job! Mr.Obvious 7 1244 December 7, 2018 at 8:31 am
Last Post: viocjit
  90% of my job is routine... GUBU 7 699 September 6, 2018 at 1:23 am
Last Post: GUBU
  Stat: what goes into the world's best sangria? Whateverist 13 1654 April 30, 2017 at 9:05 pm
Last Post: Whateverist
  What's your job? Loading Please Wait 103 8506 December 11, 2016 at 3:04 pm
Last Post: Regina
  I have a new job! drfuzzy 29 2597 July 8, 2016 at 7:47 pm
Last Post: drfuzzy



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)