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A Facebook preacher decided I needed some revival!
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A Facebook preacher decided I needed some revival!
The story explains itself!
Facebook Evangelist
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RE: A Facebook preacher decided I needed some revival!
(February 5, 2011 at 10:55 pm)vdubmechanic Wrote: The story explains itself!
Facebook Evangelist

My goodness,you certainly have far more tolerance than me.

I despise proselytisers, theist or atheist.---THAT would have been my opening sentence. Then it would have gotten nasty,with terms such as' ignorant cunt" being bandied about.Devil
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RE: A Facebook preacher decided I needed some revival!
Oh but it was so worth being told I was to be judged by a loving god that's going to send me to hell...
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RE: A Facebook preacher decided I needed some revival!
(February 5, 2011 at 11:14 pm)vdubmechanic Wrote: Oh but it was so worth being told I was to be judged by a loving god that's going to send me to hell...

To which my reply has actually been '-it would be worth it to avoid boring, self righteous cunts like you"

Quote:Heaven for the climate,
Hell for the company (Mark Twain)


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True story:
When I was about 4,I was at the Catholic kindy.I was busy drawing when the priest dropped in.We had this conversation:

Priest "My goodness, you look busy ,what are you drawing?"

Me "I'm drawing a picture of God"

Priest "but nobody knows what God looks like."

Me "They will in a minute"
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RE: A Facebook preacher decided I needed some revival!
(February 5, 2011 at 11:14 pm)vdubmechanic Wrote: Oh but it was so worth being told I was to be judged by a loving god that's going to send me to hell...


Yeah...they've all got the same line of shit.

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