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So that happened . . .
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At our local Walmart, a 60-something-year-old woman pulled into the parking lot shitfaced at 10a.m. on a Sunday morning. She then proceeded to monster truck her SUV over three parked cars, one of which had a woman sitting in it. The wheel was inches from her face, through the windshield. What a fucking asshole.
 (September 14, 2019 at 3:05 pm)Shell B Wrote: At our local Walmart, a 60-something-year-old woman pulled into the parking lot shitfaced at 10a.m. on a Sunday morning. She then proceeded to monster truck her SUV over three parked cars, one of which had a woman sitting in it. The wheel was inches from her face, through the windshield. What a fucking asshole.The last time I went to church, as a favor to a friend, the preacher was tanked. He fell off the pulpit twice. Sunday is a good day to get drunk.  (September 15, 2019 at 7:09 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:(September 14, 2019 at 3:05 pm)Shell B Wrote: At our local Walmart, a 60-something-year-old woman pulled into the parking lot shitfaced at 10a.m. on a Sunday morning. She then proceeded to monster truck her SUV over three parked cars, one of which had a woman sitting in it. The wheel was inches from her face, through the windshield. What a fucking asshole.The last time I went to church, as a favor to a friend, the preacher was tanked. He fell off the pulpit twice. Sunday is a good day to get drunk. 'There's a fine line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.' - Jimmy Buffett Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
A couple we know don't sleep on the same side of their bed every night. When they're ready for bed, they still don't know who is going to sleep on which side.
Blows my mind. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
My slumber is ... sonically enhanced ... so nobody really wants to sleep in the same room with me. Except Clyde, he snores louder than I do.
(September 15, 2019 at 1:34 pm)Shell B Wrote:(September 15, 2019 at 12:58 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: A couple we know don't sleep on the same side of their bed every night. When they're ready for bed, they still don't know who is going to sleep on which side. I know, right? How the fuck do they do the whole nightstand thing? Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
(September 15, 2019 at 6:38 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(September 15, 2019 at 1:34 pm)Shell B Wrote: What the fuck? Seriously. My Kindle and charger would have to be moved all the time. Our mouthguards would have to switch stands. The cats would be all confused. They never sleep near his feet.
One of the assistants at my wife's shop stopped by a few minutes ago to pick her up (car trouble, nothing serious). This girl drove to the house, parked on the street, came up the walk to the front steps, stood RIGHT NEXT TO THE DOORBELL, and texted Ellen, 'I'm here.'
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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