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which version of virginity is correct?
March 14, 2020 at 6:29 am
I like the one where a person has promised themself to Jesus.
Close second is the one where they were raised in a barrel and fed through the bunghole. (Thanks, W.C.)
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RE: which version of virginity is correct?
March 14, 2020 at 6:56 am
(March 14, 2020 at 6:29 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I like the one where a person has promised themself to Jesus.
Close second is the one where they were raised in a barrel and fed through the bunghole. (Thanks, W.C.)
And on their 18th birthday, drive in the bung. (Thanks, L.L.)
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RE: which version of virginity is correct?
March 14, 2020 at 7:04 am
There is only one true virginity!
All the rest are fucking imposters!
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RE: which version of virginity is correct?
March 14, 2020 at 7:06 am
'Can you find my virginity? I lost it twenty years ago and haven't seen it since.' - Hawkeye Pierce
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RE: which version of virginity is correct?
March 14, 2020 at 8:02 am
"Killing for peace is like fucking for virginity."
Somebody should have told me that sooner. I'm very fucking peaceful man.
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RE: which version of virginity is correct?
March 14, 2020 at 8:21 am
(March 14, 2020 at 6:29 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: I like the one where a person has promised themself to Jesus.
Close second is the one where they were raised in a barrel and fed through the bunghole. (Thanks, W.C.)
I prefer the biblical version where they mistranslate the Hebrew word for "young woman who is pregnant" into "virgin".
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RE: which version of virginity is correct?
March 14, 2020 at 9:01 am
The one where the hymen is still intact.
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RE: which version of virginity is correct?
March 14, 2020 at 10:07 am
I restored my innocence by watching the original "Bambi".