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RE: Noteworthy News
March 26, 2024 at 11:08 pm (This post was last modified: March 27, 2024 at 1:42 am by Jackalope. Edit Reason: wording hard )
(March 26, 2024 at 3:53 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Larry Fink, CEO of BlackRock, says the idea of Americans being able to retire at 65 is an outdated notion.

His estimated net worth is 1.2 billion.

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That guy can go take a flying fuck.

I've got a better idea involving torches, pitchforks, and a very French solution.
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RE: Noteworthy News
March 27, 2024 at 12:21 am
Ronna McDaniel's tenure at NBC was less than .37 Scaramuccis.
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RE: Noteworthy News
March 27, 2024 at 5:04 am
Mike Lindell, former pillow magnate and current general purpose douche nozzle, is being evicted from a warehouse in Minnesota for not paying rent.

*tears of joy*

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RE: Noteworthy News
March 27, 2024 at 6:48 am
Trump jumped from sneakers to bibles. I didn't know that greatness and genius also included low hanging fruit desperation.
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RE: Noteworthy News
March 27, 2024 at 9:00 am
(March 27, 2024 at 6:48 am)brewer Wrote: Trump jumped from sneakers to bibles. I didn't know that greatness and genius also included low hanging fruit desperation.

The sneakers are backordered...if they will ever exist.  Wonder if the Trumpible will be printed upside down and backward.
  
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RE: Noteworthy News
March 27, 2024 at 9:28 am
(March 27, 2024 at 9:00 am)arewethereyet Wrote:
(March 27, 2024 at 6:48 am)brewer Wrote: Trump jumped from sneakers to bibles. I didn't know that greatness and genius also included low hanging fruit desperation.

The sneakers are backordered...if they will ever exist.  Wonder if the Trumpible will be printed upside down and backward.

Probably comes highlighted with passages that support kingdoms, dictators, ethnic cleansing, retribution of wrongs, ...........
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RE: Noteworthy News
March 27, 2024 at 11:00 am
(March 27, 2024 at 9:00 am)arewethereyet Wrote:
(March 27, 2024 at 6:48 am)brewer Wrote: Trump jumped from sneakers to bibles. I didn't know that greatness and genius also included low hanging fruit desperation.

The sneakers are backordered...if they will ever exist.  Wonder if the Trumpible will be printed upside down and backward.

5999 for the buy bull.

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RE: Noteworthy News
March 27, 2024 at 12:47 pm
He apparently didn't read the part about Jesus and the money-changers.

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RE: Noteworthy News
March 27, 2024 at 12:56 pm
Just more proof that evangelical Christians are morons.
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RE: Noteworthy News
March 27, 2024 at 2:55 pm
(March 27, 2024 at 9:00 am)arewethereyet Wrote:
(March 27, 2024 at 6:48 am)brewer Wrote: Trump jumped from sneakers to bibles. I didn't know that greatness and genius also included low hanging fruit desperation.

The sneakers are backordered...if they will ever exist.  Wonder if the Trumpible will be printed upside down and backward.

And on tissue paper for convenience.
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