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Stupid things religious people say
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
March 12, 2024 at 2:16 pm
In my humble opinion, a woman who knows what she's doing is better than a virgin!
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.

Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it!

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RE: Stupid things religious people say
March 12, 2024 at 5:52 pm
I humbly concur.
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
March 12, 2024 at 5:56 pm
(March 12, 2024 at 2:16 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: In my humble opinion, a woman who knows what she's doing is better than a virgin!

She evidently doesn’t know what she is doing and is afraid a real man might notice,
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
March 15, 2024 at 10:28 am
(March 12, 2024 at 2:16 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: In my humble opinion, a woman who knows what she's doing is better than a virgin!

As did Jesus. The only women he hung out with as an adult were hoes. In Thomas's gospel, it is even said that he made out with Mary Magdalene. So women who want to be according to Jesus's taste should be sluttier.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
March 15, 2024 at 11:50 am
(March 12, 2024 at 5:56 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(March 12, 2024 at 2:16 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: In my humble opinion, a woman who knows what she's doing is better than a virgin!

She evidently doesn’t know what she is doing and is afraid a real man might notice,

It's better to train someone that to untrain them. Rookies are just late to the party, nothing more predictive can be said.
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#1036
RE: Stupid things religious people say
March 15, 2024 at 4:40 pm
Franklin Graham: "God will punish France for abortion"

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
March 15, 2024 at 6:48 pm
Stupid things religious people say

“Thank god for saving my life”

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#1038
RE: Stupid things religious people say
March 15, 2024 at 6:48 pm
How? They're already France.
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
March 15, 2024 at 8:12 pm
The almighty godiboi that is so prolife it ended the life of all of Egypt's first born males, not to mention a global flood that killed countless unborn.

I also speculate that anyone who murders children with firearms is given a pass on the whole "stand before the almighty godiboi and answer for the lives they were part off taking." Because, hey, 2nd amendment, right? 

Do these absolute fucking imbeciles ever actually listen to the unadulterated horseshit that they so feverishly spew?
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RE: Stupid things religious people say
March 15, 2024 at 11:27 pm
(March 15, 2024 at 8:12 pm)no one Wrote: The almighty godiboi that is so prolife it ended the life of all of Egypt's first born males, not to mention a global flood that killed countless unborn.

I also speculate that anyone who murders children with firearms is given a pass on the whole "stand before the almighty godiboi and answer for the lives they were part off taking." Because, hey, 2nd amendment, right? 

Do these absolute fucking imbeciles ever actually listen to the unadulterated horseshit that they so feverishly spew?
https://time.com/5561441/passover-10-pla...l-history/
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