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So apparenty Yahweh had a wife
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Of course it's worth learning about! That's how you can tell how stupid it is, Min!
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![[Image: rabbis1.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.nkusa.org%2Factivities%2Fimages2%2Fwashington042002%2Frabbis1.jpg) I always recall George Carlin's observation about religions and hats.  RE: So apparenty Yahweh had a wife
March 20, 2011 at 3:53 am
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(March 19, 2011 at 3:20 pm)Rwandrall Wrote: Interesting, this means judeism was originally polytheistic...more studies should be helpful. Indeed; in the Torah,Judaism does not become monotheistic until the book of Exodus. 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 TANGENT; Eve was NOT the first women,but the second. The first woman was titian-haired beauty called Lilith.Seems she was bit uppity. (translation; she would not obey Adam) Woosy Adam complained to God,who turned Lilith into a red-headed demon to and gave Adam the allegedly compliant Eve---and look how well THAT worked out! To this day there is a Jewish superstition which considers red headed women bad luck. (really) Source: Midrash and Jewish apochrypha. From memory, I think "The Gospel Of Adam And Eve", but I'm not certain. Quote:Midrash (Hebrew: מדרש; plural midrashim, lit. "to investigate" or "study") is a homiletic method of biblical exegesis. The term also refers to the whole compilation of homiletic teachings on the Bible. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midrash Interesting to note that Lilith was also a Sumerian goddess.Judaism borrowed much of its mythology and theology from the Sumerians. That includes their nasty little dessert god called 'el' (he) who later transmogrified into YHWH (in the book of Exodus) creator of the universe.  (March 19, 2011 at 12:23 am)DiRNiS Wrote: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42154769/ns/...e-science/ Yup, just another name for "ashteroth/Ishtar/astarte/ and possibly Isis" queen of the heaven, the queen of the stars, queen of the starry realm, etc.. 
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 Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm)  Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione RE: So apparenty Yahweh had a wife
March 20, 2011 at 4:42 pm
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It was an arms race 'till all religions got an all-everything god. Yaweh or whatever jus happened to be the god of war of those people, and in those times war was the first priority (Today too, mabe
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 (March 19, 2011 at 3:20 pm)Rwandrall Wrote: Interesting, this means judeism was originally polytheistic...more studies should be helpful. It still is,as is christianity and islam. Afterall all three feature a creator god who is supported by an entire cast(that makes LOTR look like an amateur theatre production) of lesser deities such as angels, demons and devils. Just like all of the polytheistic religions.. Cue the religious apologetics in 3,2,1........... ![[Image: mybannerglitter06eee094.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i118.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fo112%2Fpussinboots_photos%2FBikes%2Fmybannerglitter06eee094.gif) If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.  RE: So apparenty Yahweh had a wife
March 21, 2011 at 7:10 am
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(March 20, 2011 at 12:19 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote:(March 19, 2011 at 12:23 am)DiRNiS Wrote: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42154769/ns/...e-science/ But I like Ishtar, Astarte, and Lilith....damn  Eve is just a dominatrix male pipe dream..... although the Islamists have given her a run for her money... to the point of genital mutilation. 
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 (March 21, 2011 at 7:10 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: But I like Ishtar, Astarte, and Lilith....damn Oh we worship Aphrodite even though she's kind of flighty cause she wears a see-through nighty and that's good enough for me Gimme that old time religion gimme that old time religion gimme that old time religion It's good enough for me
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"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too." ... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept "(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question" ... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist  RE: So apparenty Yahweh had a wife
March 21, 2011 at 9:57 am
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So in Genesis 1:26 god was talking to his wife. And I was thinking god had a split personally.
http://www.infidels.org/library/modern/j...tarte.html  (March 21, 2011 at 9:57 am)the6dead Wrote: So in Genesis 1:26 god was talking to his wife. And I was thinking god had a split personally. No, he was talking to Jesus and the Holy Spirit and his wife! Geez. Get a clue! 
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