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The Most Notorious Badass In Fiction
September 14, 2023 at 6:34 am
Mad Amos Molone, old west do-gooder. Stands somewhere between six feet and Heaven and weighs ‘a slice of chocolate cake under three hundred pounds’. Carries a Sharps rifle, a LeMat pistol, and a sentient Bowie knife. Rides a unicorn called Worthless. Defeated a Chinese dragon, a spectral locomotive, and a Grizzlephant. Won a chili cook off against a witch. Keeps the Holy Grail in his saddlebag. Speaks twenty languages. Prevented the destruction of Oahu using an anchor chain and a magic fish hook.
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RE: The Most Notorious Badass In Fiction
September 14, 2023 at 7:22 am
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^Meh. I’m not convinced the Bible qualifies as fiction in a literary sense. It’s certainly fictionalized, but that’s not quite the same thing.
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RE: The Most Notorious Badass In Fiction
September 14, 2023 at 7:29 am
I think all myths count as fiction.
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RE: The Most Notorious Badass In Fiction
September 14, 2023 at 7:33 am
(September 14, 2023 at 7:29 am)FrustratedFool Wrote: I think all myths count as fiction.
Well, that’s, you know, wrong.
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RE: The Most Notorious Badass In Fiction
September 14, 2023 at 7:36 am
The buy bull is certainly fiction. godiboi isn't a badass though, it is a yellow bellied creampuff.
Vader, is the fiction's most notorious badass.
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RE: The Most Notorious Badass In Fiction
September 14, 2023 at 8:54 am
Star Trek Next Gen character Q
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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RE: The Most Notorious Badass In Fiction
September 14, 2023 at 10:10 am
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Depends what you mean by badass.
He created a world out of nothing, formed a dude out of mud and tried to get him to pick a giraffe as a spouse, then broke off one of his ribs turned it into a woman which he gave to his mud man as a sex slave, gave them a stupid test which they failed so he used a floating flaming sword to force them into a nasty world, watched their children have incestuous relationships with each other, until he got annoyed at their behaviour and in his rage drowned nearly everything in the world ... And we're barely halfway into book 1 of his crazy exploits.