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Would you still cook if you diddn't have to?

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Would you still cook if you diddn't have to?
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October 29, 2023 at 6:55 am
Fried egg and cheese on toast, not a struggle.
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October 29, 2023 at 11:40 am
(October 29, 2023 at 6:55 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Fried egg and cheese on toast, not a struggle.

Baked bluefin cod on rice with lemon garlic sauce, served with roasted tomato compote and grilled romano beans. Also not a struggle.

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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October 29, 2023 at 11:52 am
(October 29, 2023 at 11:40 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(October 29, 2023 at 6:55 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Fried egg and cheese on toast, not a struggle.

Baked bluefin cod on rice with lemon garlic sauce, served with roasted tomato compote and grilled romano beans. Also not a struggle.

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I haven't eaten fish since I ate a fish that had just been eating me. Mekong catfish. I didn't know noodling was a thing back then, I was just hungry.
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October 29, 2023 at 4:53 pm
^I doubt very much it was eating you.

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October 29, 2023 at 5:43 pm
(October 29, 2023 at 4:53 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ^I doubt very much it was eating you.

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It was debriding a wound on the back of my right leg. I felt it pulling flesh off my body. That will do for eating until we find something more graphic.
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October 29, 2023 at 5:55 pm
(October 29, 2023 at 5:43 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(October 29, 2023 at 4:53 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ^I doubt very much it was eating you.

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It was debriding a wound on the back of my right leg. I felt it pulling flesh off my body. That will do  for eating until we find something more graphic.

Then it wasn’t a Mekong catfish.

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October 29, 2023 at 6:16 pm
(October 29, 2023 at 5:55 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(October 29, 2023 at 5:43 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: It was debriding a wound on the back of my right leg. I felt it pulling flesh off my body. That will do  for eating until we find something more graphic.

Then it wasn’t a Mekong catfish.

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Why not? I'm curious. If it wasn't what river was I in in 1972? The world wonders.
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October 29, 2023 at 6:56 pm (This post was last modified: October 29, 2023 at 6:56 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
(October 29, 2023 at 6:16 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(October 29, 2023 at 5:55 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Then it wasn’t a Mekong catfish.

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Why not? I'm curious. If it wasn't what river was I in in 1972? The world wonders.

Mekong catfish have no teeth and don’t eat meat (they live almost exclusively on algae). It would have seen your wound as a food source.

I don’t doubt that your story is true, but it was some other kind of fish.

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October 29, 2023 at 8:19 pm
That was my fourth day in the river. I'd started with 100 ampoules of morphine (thank you, HM3 Ho) but I don't know how many I'd done by that time. It could have been a manatee and I'd have thought it was a catfish by then.
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October 29, 2023 at 8:52 pm
Most likely candidate is Pangasius sanitwongsei.
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