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Caption Contest II!

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Caption Contest II!
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Caption Contest II!
May 12, 2011 at 1:51 pm
Screw the melodrama over religion and captioning that, I found something that is a better WTF:

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Bob knew he should've passed on the last round of weed...
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RE: Caption Contest II!
May 12, 2011 at 2:11 pm
I got everything I need for a day in the Ganges ... My favorite pet goose, the cleanest water I can find, and lunch in my red pail.
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RE: Caption Contest II!
May 12, 2011 at 3:04 pm
Turns out you need more than tar and wood to build a giant boat, as Noah and the few surviving animals later discovered.
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RE: Caption Contest II!
May 12, 2011 at 10:32 pm
"Maybe we should move out of Memphis."
or
Kitty says, "Get a room."

Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Caption Contest II!
May 12, 2011 at 10:36 pm
Stay away from my bucket kitty, bitch.
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RE: Caption Contest II!
May 13, 2011 at 6:24 am
"What are you doing back there goose, keep paddling"

"Hey Dude, stop making googly eyes with my outboard motor"

Having a bucket to survive the flood $3.50
Getting a goose to do all the paddling for you $45.60
Ditching the human because you're probably dinner ... priceless
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