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Kirk Cameron's Sad Birthday
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Kirk Cameron's Sad Birthday
Don't know if everyone else has seen or heard of this yet, but Kirk Cameron celebrated his 41st birthday in lavish style:

[Image: kirk_cameron_birthday.jpg]

Yep, nothing like a Subway sandwich* and some crappy store-bought cake to celebrate with three other people, two of which apparently really don't want to be there.

Supposedly there were 10-15 people standing behind the picture taker, but why were there only 4 sandwiches on the table? And why wasn't Bananaman Ray Comfort invited? Or was he the one taking the picture? Where was his good friend Boner?

http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/201...thday.html

Could it be because Kirk is an irritating jerk? I do remember watching E! True Hollywood Story about Growing Pains, and Alan Thicke related how irritated everyone was at Kirk after he became born again and nobody really wanted to work with him any more. For instance, Kirk refused to follow along with a script in which his character Mike Seaver lies to his parents, because, as Kirk said, "Mike doesn't lie to people." If you watch all the earlier episodes, Mike always lied to try to get away with stuff.


*I actually do like Subway sandwiches, but for my birthday I'd like something a little bit better
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RE: Kirk Cameron's Sad Birthday
(October 25, 2011 at 12:19 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: For instance, Kirk refused to follow along with a script in which his character Mike Seaver lies to his parents, because, as Kirk said, "Mike doesn't lie to people." If you watch all the earlier episodes, Mike always lied to try to get away with stuff.

Apparently kirk thinks that jesus won't know that he's ACTING. Apparently jesus is too stupid to realize that only the CHARACTER, Mike Seaver is lying and that Kirk himself is not.


god damn! christians are such fucktards!
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RE: Kirk Cameron's Sad Birthday
All the birthday parties he's ever had were just merciful consolations for his being born.
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RE: Kirk Cameron's Sad Birthday
I keep thinking of what the two women look like they're thinking. "Don't get too close or else he'll smack me again!" Or the one hiding behind the door jamb seems to be thinking, "If I keep backing up, maybe I can sneak off enough to go running from the building!"
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RE: Kirk Cameron's Sad Birthday
[Image: Crocoduck.jpg]

Not shown in the earlier picture, kirk Cameron's pet crocoduck
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RE: Kirk Cameron's Sad Birthday
Too bad even crocokirk and duckocameron didn't choose to attend.
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RE: Kirk Cameron's Sad Birthday
(October 25, 2011 at 1:35 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: I keep thinking of what the two women look like they're thinking. "Don't get too close or else he'll smack me again!" Or the one hiding behind the door jamb seems to be thinking, "If I keep backing up, maybe I can sneak off enough to go running from the building!"

the woman on the left is Chelsea Noble, his actress wife.
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RE: Kirk Cameron's Sad Birthday
(October 25, 2011 at 1:50 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: the woman on the left is Chelsea Noble, his actress wife.

That explains why she's standing so far away from him.
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RE: Kirk Cameron's Sad Birthday
It looks to me like Camoron (spelling intentional) just walked into that house to take a closer look at the cake, he looks totally amazed like he's never seen one before. Or the two women are sad that he's vacuumed up all the food into his idiot face and the cake's just about to be next.
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At least he had cake on his bday. Confusedigh:
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