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Hey Atheists....
#11
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Ah, if I'm not mistaken, I believe that's my favorite Vulcan Science Officer.
I picked Alanis because she played God in Dogma, but yes, I'd tap Jolene Blalock over Alanis by a fair margin.
I'd still tap Alanis though.
If today you can take a thing like evolution and make it a crime to teach in the public schools, tomorrow you can make it a crime to teach it in the private schools and next year you can make it a crime to teach it to the hustings or in the church. At the next session you may ban books and the newspapers...
Ignorance and fanaticism are ever busy and need feeding. Always feeding and gloating for more. Today it is the public school teachers; tomorrow the private. The next day the preachers and the lecturers, the magazines, the books, the newspapers. After a while, Your Honor, it is the setting of man against man and creed against creed until with flying banners and beating drums we are marching backward to the glorious ages of the sixteenth centry when bigots lighted fagots to burn the men who dared to bring any intelligence and enlightenment and culture to the human mind. ~Clarence Darrow, at the Scopes Monkey Trial, 1925

Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. ~Ronald Reagan
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#12
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And it was actually quite a beautiful painting too.
(December 8, 2011 at 5:29 pm)TheDarkestOfAngels Wrote: Ah, if I'm not mistaken, I believe that's my favorite Vulcan Science Officer.
I picked Alanis because she played God in Dogma, but yes, I'd tap Jolene Blalock over Alanis by a fair margin.
I'd still tap Alanis though.

Nope - Christina Hendricks. Mad Men. Hot buttered yum, through and through. That's vintage sex in a way that makes my vintage-loving heart leap out of my chest.
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#13
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Summer; spiffo,very pneumatic, if the drapes match the carpet. I HATE fake red hair,but am potty about the real thing,and green eyes drive me nuts. I guess it's the Celtic ancestry. My eyes are hazel, and I once had dark brown hair.
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#14
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Well, having never (unfortunately) gotten that close to Ms Hendricks to know, I can't answer that. Just let your imagination do the work.
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#15
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(December 8, 2011 at 5:29 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Nope - Christina Hendricks. Mad Men. Hot buttered yum, through and through. That's vintage sex in a way that makes my vintage-loving heart leap out of my chest.

That explains why I didn't recognize her. (I've never watched Mad Men - not really my thing.)
But yes, you, me, and my penis are in full agreement here, but I would murder a thousand men for Jolene.

By the by, for future reference, this is Jolene Blalock:
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If today you can take a thing like evolution and make it a crime to teach in the public schools, tomorrow you can make it a crime to teach it in the private schools and next year you can make it a crime to teach it to the hustings or in the church. At the next session you may ban books and the newspapers...
Ignorance and fanaticism are ever busy and need feeding. Always feeding and gloating for more. Today it is the public school teachers; tomorrow the private. The next day the preachers and the lecturers, the magazines, the books, the newspapers. After a while, Your Honor, it is the setting of man against man and creed against creed until with flying banners and beating drums we are marching backward to the glorious ages of the sixteenth centry when bigots lighted fagots to burn the men who dared to bring any intelligence and enlightenment and culture to the human mind. ~Clarence Darrow, at the Scopes Monkey Trial, 1925

Politics is supposed to be the second-oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. ~Ronald Reagan
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#16
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(December 8, 2011 at 5:34 pm)padraic Wrote: Summer; spiffo,very pneumatic, if the drapes match the carpet. I HATE fake red hair,but am potty about the real thing,and green eyes drive me nuts. I guess it's the Celtic ancestry. My eyes are hazel, and I once had dark brown hair.

Unfortunately, she isn't a true redhead. Which ruined it for me as well. Also, her chest is too large for my taste. Anything too big is matronly, imo.
That will never hold up in court...
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#17
Hey Atheists....
(December 8, 2011 at 4:50 pm)Faith No More Wrote: There is porn of God?

It's called the bible
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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#18
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(December 8, 2011 at 4:50 pm)Faith No More Wrote: There is porn of God?

Well, at least there's a pornographic webcomic.
As the Bad Webcomics Wiki describes it: God/Satan slash. Jesus gets raped. There is nothing more I can say.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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#19
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Blowfish.com has a crucifix dildo.
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#20
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(December 8, 2011 at 5:21 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: [Image: 270216_fullsizeimage_christina-hendricks...dress.jpgx]

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GINGERS DON'T HAVE SOULS!!!!!!!
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