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Dumbest statement you've heard today
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RE: Dumbest statement you've heard today
December 16, 2011 at 8:58 am
(December 14, 2011 at 3:10 pm)Norfolk And Chance Wrote: Egor, by any chance?

Can't hide the style can you.

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RE: Dumbest statement you've heard today
December 16, 2011 at 11:18 am
Step forward Mr Kal Singh, commenting on The Best of Hitchslap video...

" That's you own opinion. the majority of the world believe in a Religion and God. That'll be about 6.2 BILLION people, unless you think they are all wrong?"

Well...yeah.
You are currently experiencing a lucky and very brief window of awareness, sandwiched in between two periods of timeless and utter nothingness. So why not make the most of it, and stop wasting your life away trying to convince other people that there is something else? The reality is obvious.

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RE: Dumbest statement you've heard today
December 17, 2011 at 8:16 pm
Seen on another forum:

"I'm not talking about the old intelligent design. I'm talking about the new intelligent design", which, not surprisingly, looks EXACTLY like the old one.
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"I think that in the discussion of natural problems we ought to begin not with the scriptures, but with experiments, demonstrations, and observations".

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"In short, Meyer has shown that his first disastrous book was not a fluke: he is capable of going into any field in which he has no training or research experience and botching it just as badly as he did molecular biology. As I've written before, if you are a complete amateur and don't understand a subject, don't demonstrate the Dunning-Kruger effect by writing a book about it and proving your ignorance to everyone else! "

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RE: Dumbest statement you've heard today
December 18, 2011 at 1:14 am
Anything posted by G-C today will qualify.
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RE: Dumbest statement you've heard today
December 19, 2011 at 11:01 am
chipan Wrote:example, when the baby is ready to be born, it must go through the mother's pelvis but it's head is too big so what does it do? there's an acid that eats away on the inner pelvis just enough for the baby's head to fit.

Cant beat this one Confusedhock: ROFLOL
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RE: Dumbest statement you've heard today
December 19, 2011 at 3:08 pm
(December 19, 2011 at 11:01 am)LastPoet Wrote:
chipan Wrote:example, when the baby is ready to be born, it must go through the mother's pelvis but it's head is too big so what does it do? there's an acid that eats away on the inner pelvis just enough for the baby's head to fit.

Cant beat this one Confusedhock: ROFLOL

Bone eating acid in a womans lady parts eh.

Is chipan a virgin do you think?



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RE: Dumbest statement you've heard today
December 19, 2011 at 3:28 pm
Well, I could drag up some evidence for some totally terrifying biology in other species next to their 'parts'...

But humans?

Utterly milquetoast in comparison with the rest of the planet.
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RE: Dumbest statement you've heard today
December 19, 2011 at 4:26 pm
(December 19, 2011 at 11:01 am)LastPoet Wrote:
chipan Wrote:example, when the baby is ready to be born, it must go through the mother's pelvis but it's head is too big so what does it do? there's an acid that eats away on the inner pelvis just enough for the baby's head to fit.

Cant beat this one Confusedhock: ROFLOL

I'm literally speechless at this one. Seriously, where the fuck did that little nugget of wisdom come from? If this guy isn't a Poe, he's indistinguishable from one - but I suppose that's true by definition.
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RE: Dumbest statement you've heard today
January 11, 2012 at 11:15 pm
I'm paraphrasing here, but when we were discussing the 9/11 suicide bombings...
religious person: "How did religion get into this?!"
me: stunned silence
me: "Because 9/11 was a religious attack?"
religious person: "It was!?"
me: more stunned silence
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Dumbest statement you've heard today
January 12, 2012 at 10:25 am
(January 11, 2012 at 11:15 pm)R-e-n-n-a-t Wrote: I'm paraphrasing here, but when we were discussing the 9/11 suicide bombings...
religious person: "How did religion get into this?!"
me: stunned silence
me: "Because 9/11 was a religious attack?"
religious person: "It was!?"
me: more stunned silence

No it wasn't religious.
It was an attack on American imperialism. You will note that none of the targets were religious.
The government turned it into a religious war later.
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