Eat some Taco Bell. You'll swear he's in Uranus.

Out of the entire solar system, God decided to throw Satan on earth. Why not on Jupiter or Neptune?

That's a very good question! I'm guessing it's "for convenience".

Why is Sin inherited but Salvation is not?

And I was so looking forward to a new chew-toy!

Ah, crap! You mean you weren't convinced that there's a "god" by "waking's" word salad?

You certianly are obsessed

I love atheists!!!

yeah it's definitely too cold for some plants!

Well, specifically, near Portland Oregon. It was 28° at my house, and silly me, forgot to bring in my potted thyme. Poor thing is frozen. Even the coyotes were hunkered down.

Which Portland? Its not that cold in Oregon

Is it wrong with so many without power during this big winter storms that it’s cold tonight in Portland? It’s probably wrong.

The self-proclaimed "acting president" of Venezuela is not humorous enough for you?

With that...I think I'll scroll down to the "Humor" section...

It would be the end of NATO, the end of the US as a superpower, and would likely trigger another world war.

An absurdity

Before this fucking guy the very question was unthinkable

What happens with NATO if a member invades another?

As are Taiwan and pretty much all of Eastern Europe.

Yup. China and Russia are paying close attention to the World's response.