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Current time: April 21, 2019, 6:06 pm


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Today for me was: Rip up floor in kitchen. Have brother geek the fuck out on me because I dared to eat in front of his children at my own house when I hadn't eaten all day because he hadn't fed his children before coming over and didn't like what we were eating. Move a ton of bricks into a dumpster. Shower. Sit down to work at 5:30 p.m.
April 21, 2019 at 5:33 pm
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Yay for Red Wine. Smile
April 20, 2019 at 10:53 pm
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I'm a Bill Collector. (And an Atheist, double ouch.) Today was: Rabbit Cage, Cat Boxes x4, Fish Tank, Laundry, Vacuuming, Dishes, and Mowing while tag Teaming a fussy Infant with a cold.
April 20, 2019 at 10:52 pm
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That's always true for me when I work on my house. My job is way easier.
April 20, 2019 at 6:32 pm
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Weekends suck. I work harder Saturday and Sunday than the rest of the week combined.
April 20, 2019 at 3:27 pm
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Heh. Humanity wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the Humans.
April 19, 2019 at 1:34 pm
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What the fuck is wrong with people. Arse bollocks fuck piss.
April 19, 2019 at 1:27 pm
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If you say so.
April 19, 2019 at 10:11 am
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Yep
April 18, 2019 at 11:34 pm
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You'll like her big too. You'll miss little her, but kids growing up is pretty amazing to watch.
April 18, 2019 at 9:48 pm
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Sad That's sad. We like her little. And I'm only 5'7", she may catch me quick. My father is rather tall, she may eventually pass me.
April 18, 2019 at 9:12 pm
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She'll be half your height before you know it. Time has a way of speeding up when it comes to kids.
April 18, 2019 at 6:42 pm
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No I get it, your one of those types that wants their baby all to themselves. Bah. I'll just keep to my Baby-Soylent substitute
April 18, 2019 at 6:41 pm
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I feel you'd still be disappointed. She's not very big, and since they knew she was going to be premature, there were steroids administered before birth to help lung development. So, (and I forced a Nurse to admit this) she isn't organic.
April 18, 2019 at 10:34 am
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Also, Can I have a baby drum stick?, I was told very specifically that I was to get a free baby upon membership here and I am getting both impatient and hungry!
April 18, 2019 at 9:22 am
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Lol. Thank you.
April 18, 2019 at 9:21 am
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So you're going to raise your child with love and affection and not let random overly sensitive people on the internet dictate her well being? It just may work.
April 18, 2019 at 8:58 am
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@Fake Messiah That's a complicated subject these days, isn't it? Well no. She'll be raised female but taught all sorts of useful things stereotypically male trending, such as shooting, hunting, vehicle maintenance, fishing (grandpa has claimed this one) and all manner of useful skills. If the day comes and she wishes to make a decision like that and she's an adult, well that'll be up to her. Until such a day she'll still be my daughter. She has a great example in her mother who isn't cliche female, but still identifies as such.
April 18, 2019 at 8:49 am
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What do you mean female? Won't you let your child choose it's own gender?
April 18, 2019 at 7:29 am
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@Spooky Wow, no wonder you've been AWOL. Sorry you had to go thru that, very glad she's doing well. Dress her in Husker Red and make it into a Cornhead helmet.
April 18, 2019 at 7:16 am