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Current time: March 31, 2025, 12:23 am

How many turtles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One turtley turtlekins.
2.86%
Edwardo Piet
1 2.86%
One Hammy the turtle and one turtlesexual in denial.
2.86%
Edwardo Piet
1 2.86%
Moar turtle buttsex please.
5.71%
Edwardo Piet, Socratic Meth Head
2 5.71%
MOAR
5.71%
Edwardo Piet, TheRealJoeFish
2 5.71%
I can haz mayo please?
2.86%
Edwardo Piet
1 2.86%
silly adorbs worrisome turtley turtle
5.71%
robvalue, TheRealJoeFish
2 5.71%
Losty is skerriest kittencorn
5.71%
Edwardo Piet, TheRealJoeFish
2 5.71%
So I iz a cheerleader turtle now huh?
2.86%
Edwardo Piet
1 2.86%
This is not zeh funny poll.
5.71%
drfuzzy, TheRealJoeFish
2 5.71%
RED PUNCH GATORADE FOUNTAIN plz plz plz
2.86%
Edwardo Piet
1 2.86%
Florence y'all!
2.86%
Edwardo Piet
1 2.86%
Are you quite quite sane?
0%
0 0%
Peetree is best flying dinosaur.
8.57%
Edwardo Piet, J a c k, TheRealJoeFish
3 8.57%
Buttsex is buttsexy.
5.71%
Edwardo Piet, Socratic Meth Head
2 5.71%
Fuck all pollsssssssssss
2.86%
SteelCurtain
1 2.86%
Why so many letter 's' you silly douchenozzle!
2.86%
Edwardo Piet
1 2.86%
Wut wut wut in the butt.
8.57%
Edwardo Piet, SteelCurtain, TheRealJoeFish
3 8.57%
Puppehs are awesome-sauce
8.57%
Edwardo Piet, SteelCurtain, TheRealJoeFish
3 8.57%
Losty is bestest kitten and skerriest kittencorn
8.57%
c172, Edwardo Piet, TheRealJoeFish
3 8.57%
eee!
8.57%
c172, Edwardo Piet, Socratic Meth Head
3 8.57%
Total: 35 vote(s) 100%