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| Proper things to find on an adventure | |||
| Skeletons. Probably in the protagonist's sister's closet. | KichigaiNeko, Violet | 2 | 9.52% |
| Health potions. Probably too expensive for you to buy and a waste of inventory space. | Violet | 1 | 4.76% |
| Dragons. Of course you never have to deal with the mothers of those badass dragons you kill. | KichigaiNeko, Violet | 2 | 9.52% |
| A really dorky party member you love to hate. | Violet | 1 | 4.76% |
| An enemy who talks way too much. Usually in monologue, but heavens forbid it be dialogue. Or worse: trialogue. | KichigaiNeko, Violet | 2 | 9.52% |
| Bads, inns, and louse-infested bedrolls. Gotta sleep on an adventure... or it's just a stroll out in the park for the day with a couple of friends. | Faith No More, KichigaiNeko, Violet | 3 | 14.29% |
| Sex. A proper adventure has sexual overtones. Like saving the princess. Or like protecting the village so you can seduce the local slut at the end of the game. | Blam!, edk, Erinome, Violet | 4 | 19.05% |
| Dumb clothing with awesome phat stats. Usually obtained from nasty monsters with phat loot. | Kayenneh, KichigaiNeko, Violet | 3 | 14.29% |
| A really annoying save mechanic. We all know one. | KichigaiNeko, Violet | 2 | 9.52% |
| Poop from mars that chases you with computer-shaped scythes while singing kumbaya. Needs no explanation. | Violet | 1 | 4.76% |
| Total: | 21 vote(s) | 100% | |
