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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 6, 2015 at 7:52 am
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As a disabled guy, pee and poop talk comes up a lot given that abnormalities can be a sign of something gone wrong. I tend to forget that it's generally taboo to talk about, and usually faceplant myself right in the middle of TMI Land.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 6, 2015 at 8:08 am
I usually just tell people "I'm turtling" and then stomp off to the facilities. If they get it they get it.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 6, 2015 at 9:30 am
Pooping is fun!
I think people excuse themselves to go pee far more often due to the fact most people pee far more often than they poop. Also, have you ever noticed, unless you URGENTLY need to poop, you generally pee before you poop, if you wind up pooping. So, I'd say the relative frequency of peeing over pooping just results in most people excusing themselves to go pee.
Ever been on Lasix? You'll pee every 20 minutes until that fucking shit wears off, OMG !!!
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 6, 2015 at 9:33 am
(August 6, 2015 at 5:24 am)ignoramus Wrote: Hi CL. Good to see you posting.
Since CL enjoys discussing #2's with us all, why don't the admins make it into a sticky one! hehe
Speaking of which ...... I need to go and evacuate my bowels...
I think my next thread is going to be a poop photos thread. Where we all post pictures of our daily poops.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 6, 2015 at 9:37 am
See, this is the awesome thing about having mostly men on this forum. Men actually get it. They actually think poop is funny.
Any time I say anything about poop with a grilfriend, they all look at me really weird and get super uncomfortable. Boooooo, boring!
I guess Nope would be the exception here. Love ya, Nope! 
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 6, 2015 at 9:41 am
Yep, I have had this very same experience, C_L.
I talk about poop as if there is no taboo. Most people are bewildered by this, but I power through it.
I also extend the measure to farting. I'm sorry, everybody does it, and I think farts are great. It is not long after you meet me that I have farted in your general presence. You may not know it, but it has happened. If you do notice it, and say nothing, this is a bad thing.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 6, 2015 at 9:41 am
(August 6, 2015 at 9:33 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: (August 6, 2015 at 5:24 am)ignoramus Wrote: Hi CL. Good to see you posting.
Since CL enjoys discussing #2's with us all, why don't the admins make it into a sticky one! hehe
Speaking of which ...... I need to go and evacuate my bowels...
I think my next thread is going to be a poop photos thread. Where we all post pictures of our daily poops.
Um,
it's sweet corn season here, you might want to hold off on that till the situation, uh, stabilizes.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 6, 2015 at 9:43 am
(August 6, 2015 at 9:37 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: See, this is the awesome thing about having mostly men on this forum. Men actually get it. They actually think poop is funny.
Any time I say anything about poop with a grilfriend, they all look at me really weird and get super uncomfortable. Boooooo, boring!
I guess Nope would be the exception here. Love ya, Nope!
Women poop ??
I'll be damned, learn something new here everyday.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 6, 2015 at 9:45 am
(August 6, 2015 at 9:33 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: (August 6, 2015 at 5:24 am)ignoramus Wrote: Hi CL. Good to see you posting.
Since CL enjoys discussing #2's with us all, why don't the admins make it into a sticky one! hehe
Speaking of which ...... I need to go and evacuate my bowels...
I think my next thread is going to be a poop photos thread. Where we all post pictures of our daily poops. Please make it a contest with categories like best length, girth, color, texture, ....... And ghost poops do not qualify.
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RE: The Taboo of Number Two
August 6, 2015 at 9:48 am
Speaking of the devil....
I shall not post pics, but it was a doozy. Anusius smiles upon me this day.
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