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September 2, 2015 at 2:26 pm
(September 2, 2015 at 2:01 pm)Whateverist the White Wrote: (September 2, 2015 at 12:57 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: If my kids don't go in for the plan to have me stuffed and sent to each of their homes for three-month visits each year, I'll go with cremation.
Response to this thread awards:
1st place: Crossless1
2nd place: Minimalist
3rd place: everyone else .. come on guys, we've got to do better than this.
Aww what!? Tibetan sky burial gets a "c'mon guys"? Sheesh, tough crowd.
Alright, I want to be plastic wrapped, steam rolled flat, rolled up, and used as a pull down window blind.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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September 2, 2015 at 2:31 pm
I want to be made into a waffle iron
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September 2, 2015 at 2:33 pm
(September 2, 2015 at 1:00 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Who ever gets you after you've been to my house might be disgusted.
 You're really quite the broken toy, aren't you, Vorlon?
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September 2, 2015 at 5:43 pm
My wife will probably have me stuffed just so she can keep telling me off. Just so things can seem normal.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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September 3, 2015 at 12:14 am
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Since losing my grandmother earlier this year, and a friend recently, I've been thinking about this, actually. I told my parents, and if a special guy enters the equation any time soon, I'll tell him this as well...but, I don't want anyone to know I've died until I'm buried, or cremated. Whatever I end up choosing. I don't want a funeral procession. My reason is, the time to show you care about me, is when I'm alive. The time to celebrate my life, is now...when I'm alive. Don't bother coming to a funeral, to cry over me, when you didn't bother to spend time with me when I was alive. That's just how I feel about that, right now. :/
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September 3, 2015 at 3:31 am
C. I have an organ donor card.
From my point of view, I don't care what happens to me. People can have sex with me if they want. But no, they can't, because that would upset my loved ones. But if I had no loved ones to upset, they can have sex with me. After any useful organs have been removed. Who's first for the butchered dead fat white guy sex?
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September 3, 2015 at 3:50 am
Vorlon! Need you ask!
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September 3, 2015 at 11:37 am
(September 3, 2015 at 3:50 am)ignoramus Wrote: Vorlon! Need you ask!
I really don't think he is into that sort of thing.
"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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September 3, 2015 at 11:40 am
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I've thought about this before and my answer is I'd let my family decide. Whatever would make them feel better and bring about more closure to them, is what I'd want done to me.
Oh and I've been waiting for an excuse to use this:
![[Image: dying.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=www.pic4ever.com%2Fimages%2Fdying.gif)
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
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September 3, 2015 at 11:40 am
(September 3, 2015 at 11:37 am)Pyrrho Wrote: (September 3, 2015 at 3:50 am)ignoramus Wrote: Vorlon! Need you ask!
I really don't think he is into that sort of thing.
You're right. Much too tame.
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