I miss Drama Queen.

I'd let him go jihad all over my ass.

I miss Randy

(January 7, 2016 at 7:05 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I miss Drama Queen.

I'd let him go jihad all over my ass.

I miss him too

(January 7, 2016 at 7:25 pm)emjay Wrote: I miss Randy

No

Here's my favou- I mean, guest list:

The ultimate lads night out (fuck a party):
- SteelCurtain. He can be my wingman. Those guns and my banter would absolutely rake it in.
- Rhythm. Would probably be the one guy that's just plain down for anything and does it all with a smile on his face.
- Cinjin. Gonna need him there if we get into a fight with some dickhead bouncers.
- Stimbo. Wise ass cracking quality banter all night I bet.
- Tibbers. He's a nerd, but a cool nerd, you know? Like one of those people who plays Yu-Gi-Oh but doesn't give a fuck and just straight up owns it. Yeah, he can come.
- Lastpoet. I'd end up arguing with the fucker and probably swing for him but I'm sure we'd end up hugging it out telling each other how much we love each other.
- Pandaemonium. Bantersaurus Rex if I ever knew one.
- FrankieJ. Shame this bugger don't come here anymore, my age and he was pure bants. Can imagine going out with him would be a laugh.
- BrianSoddingBoru. If he said Boru at the end of every sentence it would make the night.
- Vic. Always up for the banter is this dude. Bet he'd do anything for a shot.
- CD. I've always had the feeling he'd be the most adult if we went out. He'd be the guy convincing the bouncers that the rest of us aren't that drunk.
- Robvalue. Running out of ways that I can say someone is an absolute lad.
- CapnAwesome. The bloke who's always telling us about the ridiculous adventures he's been on but is really just Paul Finch in disguise. Still a straight up cool as fuck dude.
- A theist. Only if he wore the hat.
- Yeauxleaux. Another ledge. Bet he likes a cheeky Nando's.
- Ben Davis. This guy would be showing the DJ how to fucking DJ.
- Huggy74. Lol jk not really.


Now for the Ann Summers party in which I play the role of GBF.
- Shell B. I know Tibs I know.
- Summerqueen. Honestly, wouldn't be a party without her would it?
- Catholic_Lady. She'd be that one who plays all innocent but is really the dirtiest of the lot.
- Losty. I don't even have to say anything for Losty. She's my bae.
- Beccs. I was tempted to invite Beccs to the lads night she's such banter, but I don't know if she'd legit enjoy the sausage that much.
- Kayenneh. It would be weird seeing a lass who you look up to as a big sister in a thong with dildo in hand, but hey I'd be rude not to invite her.
- The_Empress *cough* Becca *cough*. On one condition, she brings a hula hoop and gets completely shit faced.
- Luckie. This one would be displaying her large collection of sex toys, I'm sure.
- Clueless Morgan. Even though I'd be in the friend zone, I'd be totally cool with it. #notreallycanIhaveyournumber


Alright alright, I can't include anymore without it getting silly.

Now for the ultimate party we throw all these peeps together, play a bunch of shitty student drinking games round my gaff, get Ben Davis on the decks, Cinjin on the guitar, and have a bloody stupendous time.


If I haven't mentioned your name here, it's not because I've forgot. It's because I don't like you

What ever happened to Pyrrho? I like that guy. I wouldn't invite him to a party, but that's only because I'm not having anyone over or leaving my house. But he was cool.

I'm holding a party, the theme is 'Stay at home and mind your own business and don't talk to me'. Everyone is invited.

(January 7, 2016 at 7:31 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: I'm holding a party, the theme is 'Stay at home and mind your own business and don't talk to me'. Everyone is invited.

See, now we're talking. Is this a KYOB party?

(January 7, 2016 at 7:26 pm)Losty Wrote:

(January 7, 2016 at 7:25 pm)emjay Wrote: I miss Randy

No

Well I do but that's probably because I never actually argued/debated with him myself. Or not much.

(January 7, 2016 at 7:33 pm)Exian Wrote:

(January 7, 2016 at 7:31 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: I'm holding a party, the theme is 'Stay at home and mind your own business and don't talk to me'. Everyone is invited.

See, now we're talking. Is this a KYOB party?

No idea what that stands for, but sure, go nuts.