(January 7, 2016 at 7:33 pm)Exian Wrote:

(January 7, 2016 at 7:31 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: I'm holding a party, the theme is 'Stay at home and mind your own business and don't talk to me'. Everyone is invited.

See, now we're talking. Is this a KYOB party?

(January 7, 2016 at 7:28 pm)Napoléon Wrote: - Lastpoet. I'd end up arguing with the fucker and probably swing for him but I'm sure we'd end up hugging it out telling each other how much we love each other.

(January 7, 2016 at 7:44 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote:

(January 7, 2016 at 7:33 pm)Exian Wrote: See, now we're talking. Is this a KYOB party?

I found out what that stands for, sure go nuts.

(January 7, 2016 at 7:46 pm)Exian Wrote:

(January 7, 2016 at 7:44 pm)ApeNotKillApe Wrote: I found out what that stands for, sure go nuts.

Oh, is it a thing already? I was going for keep your own beer, since I wouldn't be bringing anything.

(January 7, 2016 at 7:28 pm)Napoléon Wrote: Here's my favou- I mean, guest list:

The ultimate lads night out (fuck a party):
- SteelCurtain. He can be my wingman. Those guns and my banter would absolutely rake it in.
- Rhythm. Would probably be the one guy that's just plain down for anything and does it all with a smile on his face.
- Cinjin. Gonna need him there if we get into a fight with some dickhead bouncers.
- Stimbo. Wise ass cracking quality banter all night I bet.
- Tibbers. He's a nerd, but a cool nerd, you know? Like one of those people who plays Yu-Gi-Oh but doesn't give a fuck and just straight up owns it. Yeah, he can come.
- Lastpoet. I'd end up arguing with the fucker and probably swing for him but I'm sure we'd end up hugging it out telling each other how much we love each other.
- Pandaemonium. Bantersaurus Rex if I ever knew one.
- FrankieJ. Shame this bugger don't come here anymore, my age and he was pure bants. Can imagine going out with him would be a laugh.
- BrianSoddingBoru. If he said Boru at the end of every sentence it would make the night.
- Vic. Always up for the banter is this dude. Bet he'd do anything for a shot.
- CD. I've always had the feeling he'd be the most adult if we went out. He'd be the guy convincing the bouncers that the rest of us aren't that drunk.
- Robvalue. Running out of ways that I can say someone is an absolute lad.
- CapnAwesome. The bloke who's always telling us about the ridiculous adventures he's been on but is really just Paul Finch in disguise. Still a straight up cool as fuck dude.
- A theist. Only if he wore the hat.
- Yeauxleaux. Another ledge. Bet he likes a cheeky Nando's.
- Ben Davis. This guy would be showing the DJ how to fucking DJ.
- Huggy74. Lol jk not really.


Now for the Ann Summers party in which I play the role of GBF.
- Shell B. I know Tibs I know.
- Summerqueen. Honestly, wouldn't be a party without her would it?
- Catholic_Lady. She'd be that one who plays all innocent but is really the dirtiest of the lot.
- Losty. I don't even have to say anything for Losty. She's my bae.
- Beccs. I was tempted to invite Beccs to the lads night she's such banter, but I don't know if she'd legit enjoy the sausage that much.
- Kayenneh. It would be weird seeing a lass who you look up to as a big sister in a thong with dildo in hand, but hey I'd be rude not to invite her.
- The_Empress *cough* Becca *cough*. On one condition, she brings a hula hoop and gets completely shit faced.
- Luckie. This one would be displaying her large collection of sex toys, I'm sure.
- Clueless Morgan. Even though I'd be in the friend zone, I'd be totally cool with it. #notreallycanIhaveyournumber


Alright alright, I can't include anymore without it getting silly.

Now for the ultimate party we throw all these peeps together, play a bunch of shitty student drinking games round my gaff, get Ben Davis on the decks, Cinjin on the guitar, and have a bloody stupendous time.


If I haven't mentioned your name here, it's not because I've forgot. It's because I don't like you

(January 7, 2016 at 8:09 pm)emjay Wrote: I know I might not like the answer to this, but would you come to my party Napo? It would be nice to meet Richmond

(January 7, 2016 at 8:09 pm)Napoléon Wrote:

(January 7, 2016 at 8:09 pm)emjay Wrote: I know I might not like the answer to this, but would you come to my party Napo? It would be nice to meet Richmond

It depends, would you force Richmond out of his packet?

(January 7, 2016 at 8:11 pm)emjay Wrote: Nope, it would be entirely up to you