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Stupid arguments for God
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Stupid arguments for God
March 24, 2016 at 8:53 pm
Sunsets.

Someone offered this as proof of God.
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RE: Stupid arguments for God
March 24, 2016 at 8:54 pm (This post was last modified: March 24, 2016 at 8:58 pm by ApeNotKillApe.)
They're all stupid.
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RE: Stupid arguments for God
March 24, 2016 at 10:41 pm
In a universe without God, there can be no rainbows.

Nah, yeah, stupid.
But we can fantasize , right?
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Stupid arguments for God
March 24, 2016 at 10:58 pm
(March 24, 2016 at 8:53 pm)The Atheist Wrote: Sunsets.

Someone offered this as proof of God.

LOL. A good friend of mine told me that her Kids were her evidence for God.
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RE: Stupid arguments for God
March 24, 2016 at 11:08 pm
Current understanding suggests the universe had a beginning.
Bible says universe had a beginning
Therefore Bible is scientifically accurate.

Either the universe had a beginning or it didn't, so congrats Bible, you had a 50:50 chance of being right and you lucked out.
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RE: Stupid arguments for God
March 24, 2016 at 11:20 pm
(March 24, 2016 at 10:41 pm)ignoramus Wrote: In a universe without God humidity, there can be no rainbows.

Nah, yeah, stupid.
But we can fantasize , right?

There, fixed that one.
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RE: Stupid arguments for God
March 25, 2016 at 1:28 am
Yeah, I've heard many arguments as stupid as "sunsets". All such an argument really shows is how narrow, unimaginative and closed minded the person is.

Considering theology takes place entirely in the imagination, this is kind of weird.
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RE: Stupid arguments for God
March 25, 2016 at 6:15 am
I recognize those people. They're too stupid to argue with, honestly. They don't understand your arguments and because of that think they're right and keep babbling simple minded bullshit.

They talk about perfection as evidence for god (e.g how the sun "rises" and "sets" "perfecty" everytime) when natural disasters are killing many people and when so many humans/animals are riddled with diseases. And when they have useless organs/parts.
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RE: Stupid arguments for God
March 25, 2016 at 6:28 am
The bible is Mein Drumpf's favorite book, he's gonna make Germa....I mean Merka, great again.
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RE: Stupid arguments for God
March 25, 2016 at 6:31 am (This post was last modified: March 25, 2016 at 6:32 am by Aoi Magi.)
(March 25, 2016 at 6:15 am)RozKek Wrote: I recognize those people. They're too stupid to argue with, honestly. They don't understand your arguments and because of that think they're right and keep babbling simple minded bullshit.

They talk about perfection as evidence for god (e.g how the sun "rises" and "sets" "perfecty" everytime) when natural disasters are killing many people and when so many humans/animals are riddled with diseases. And when they have useless organs/parts.

One would be lucky if the other party just doesn't understand the argument, as there is still hope, compared to the annoying lot who straight up reject all proof despite claiming to know you are right, because they know the true proof in their hearts... Argue
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