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True story, a long time a go, working at a pizza place, we had a worker change the marque from "Now Hiring Drivers" to "Now hiring muff divers", he didn't get fired.
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Did you guys hear about the new Catholic confessionals? The windows are groin height.
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I just read that on average, an Australian adult male has sex 2 to 3 times a week, while the average Japanese male only has sex 1 to 2 times a year.
This was very upsetting for me as I had no idea that I was Japanese.
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(April 12, 2016 at 6:22 am)Little lunch Wrote: I just read that on average, an Australian adult male has sex 2 to 3 times a week, while the average Japanese male only has sex 1 to 2 times a year.
This was very upsetting for me as I had no idea that I was Japanese.

hehe ...LL, maybe because you're just "turning Japanese" too much!
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Know God, Know fear.
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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

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(April 12, 2016 at 6:25 am)ignoramus Wrote:
(April 12, 2016 at 6:22 am)Little lunch Wrote: I just read that on average, an Australian adult male has sex 2 to 3 times a week, while the average Japanese male only has sex 1 to 2 times a year.
This was very upsetting for me as I had no idea that I was Japanese.

hehe ...LL, maybe because you're just "turning Japanese" too much!

Maybe I should ask the doctor to take a picture. ;-)
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So I went down to my favorite watering hole, and noticed a new list of "Does and don'ts" on the door. So I asked the bouncer the door if he had a scanner I could scan it with. Puzzled he asked "Why would you want to scan it?" I responded, "Isn't it a bar code?"
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I wish someone would teach me how to think up funny jokes
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because I dunno how to come up with any
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