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RE: Beards
May 28, 2016 at 11:15 pm
[Image: Capital_Gay_Pride_parade_in_Albany_New_York_2009.jpg]

I like twinks, but they don't really qualify for the beard thread.
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RE: Beards
May 28, 2016 at 11:19 pm
Well, as a 100% illustration of what the topic ain't about, I think we've hit the target.
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RE: Beards
May 28, 2016 at 11:24 pm
Hey that guy to the right has a beard
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RE: Beards
May 28, 2016 at 11:26 pm
smokin' hot too
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RE: Beards
May 28, 2016 at 11:29 pm
He's got nice body hair, tattoos, muscles but not too muscular. Judging by his chin, he likely has chubby cheeks. So yea...smokin' hot. Big Grin
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RE: Beards
May 28, 2016 at 11:33 pm
(May 28, 2016 at 11:07 pm)Losty Wrote:
(May 28, 2016 at 10:30 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: Oh in that case I guess I lack the 25% twinkness required to be a full twink Cool

No.... I would say you lack about 98% of the twinkness required to be even a wanna be twink. What?? I missed something so I'll have to read back. You could never ever pass as a twink....nope.
Thanks because I don't feel twinky.

Apparently no back hairs + no chest hairs (besides a little around the nipples)= I'm a twink.
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RE: Beards
May 28, 2016 at 11:34 pm (This post was last modified: May 29, 2016 at 12:37 pm by Losty.)
(May 28, 2016 at 11:33 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote:
(May 28, 2016 at 11:07 pm)Losty Wrote: No.... I would say you lack about 98% of the twinkness required to be even a wanna be twink. What?? I missed something so I'll have to read back. You could never ever pass as a twink....nope.
Thanks because I don't feel twinky.

Apparently no back hairs + no chest hairs (besides a little around the nipples)= I'm a twink.

I find it hilarious that you felt the need to add the nipple hair info lmao.
ROFLOL

I think Yeauxie was just teasing you Wink
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RE: Beards
May 29, 2016 at 12:34 am
(May 28, 2016 at 5:40 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:
(May 28, 2016 at 4:58 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I could see Thump involved at the same time . . .

'Fraid not, m'friend, I just ain't built that way. Now, you set a nice minge on the table and I'll have fun all night ... them's the beards I like, and trimmed neatly, thankyouverymuch.

Ah fuck, now I've got to get up on a table..... *looks around for tablecloth, that oak top looks cold*
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RE: Beards
May 29, 2016 at 12:41 am
I refuse to grow a beard for you Thump. Even though I'd love your attentions. There will be no beards on this body Panic
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RE: Beards
May 29, 2016 at 1:42 am
(May 29, 2016 at 12:34 am)Heatheness Wrote:
(May 28, 2016 at 5:40 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: 'Fraid not, m'friend, I just ain't built that way. Now, you set a nice minge on the table and I'll have fun all night ... them's the beards I like, and trimmed neatly, thankyouverymuch.

Ah fuck, now I've got to get up on a table..... *looks around for tablecloth, that oak top looks cold*

A turn of phrase, ma'am ... I'm known to dine in any room, and enjoy al fresco as well.

So when's dinner? Big Grin

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