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Christians, what is it like to have a personal relationship with Jesus?
July 15, 2016 at 12:46 pm
(July 15, 2016 at 12:41 pm)robvalue Wrote: (July 15, 2016 at 12:24 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: She's my girlfriend too, and she says you all are terrible lays. [emoji13]
Hmm, she didn't give me any complaints!
She didn't even wake up actually.
LOL, yeah...roofies tend to have that effect on women. [emoji50]
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RE: Christians, what is it like to have a personal relationship with Jesus?
July 15, 2016 at 12:48 pm
(July 15, 2016 at 12:41 pm)robvalue Wrote: (July 15, 2016 at 12:24 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: She's my girlfriend too, and she says you all are terrible lays. [emoji13]
Hmm, she didn't give me any complaints!
She didn't even wake up actually.
Perhaps your wife doesn't think you're funny now, but she'll change her mind when you become Cosby's opening act. Instant credibility!
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RE: Christians, what is it like to have a personal relationship with Jesus?
July 15, 2016 at 12:57 pm
(July 15, 2016 at 11:26 am)purplepurpose Wrote: (July 15, 2016 at 11:15 am)FatAndFaithless Wrote: Are you claiming that religion had nothing to do with 9/11, and that the west had it coming? Or just America in particular had it coming?
Religion is at fault. But the strongest country on earth couldnt resist the temptetion to abuse its dominant position, making lots of bloody mistakes pre 9/11 and till this day.
Why would al-qaeda, a wahhabi sunni group, give a fuck about what happened to Iran a shi'a country. I'd be like Pat Robertson being concerned for Jose Bergoglio.
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RE: Christians, what is it like to have a personal relationship with Jesus?
July 15, 2016 at 1:02 pm
(July 15, 2016 at 12:46 pm)LadyForCamus Wrote: (July 15, 2016 at 12:41 pm)robvalue Wrote: Hmm, she didn't give me any complaints!
She didn't even wake up actually.
LOL, yeah...roofies tend to have that effect on women. [emoji50]
Or I may have missed and had sex with the night stand.
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RE: Christians, what is it like to have a personal relationship with Jesus?
July 15, 2016 at 1:35 pm
(July 15, 2016 at 12:57 pm)Constable Dorfl Wrote: (July 15, 2016 at 11:26 am)purplepurpose Wrote: Religion is at fault. But the strongest country on earth couldnt resist the temptetion to abuse its dominant position, making lots of bloody mistakes pre 9/11 and till this day.
Why would al-qaeda, a wahhabi sunni group, give a fuck about what happened to Iran a shi'a country. I'd be like Pat Robertson being concerned for Jose Bergoglio.
I believe, it was an inside job. US funded muslim extermists in afganistan against ussr, they might as well use extremists to get oil rich countries.
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RE: Christians, what is it like to have a personal relationship with Jesus?
July 15, 2016 at 1:48 pm
Never got to second base with Jesus myself, the prude.
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RE: Christians, what is it like to have a personal relationship with Jesus?
July 15, 2016 at 1:55 pm
He tried to give me a handjob once, but the hole turned out to be too wide.
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RE: Christians, what is it like to have a personal relationship with Jesus?
July 15, 2016 at 2:40 pm
not for me it wasn't
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RE: Christians, what is it like to have a personal relationship with Jesus?
July 15, 2016 at 2:41 pm
(July 15, 2016 at 10:13 am)FatAndFaithless Wrote: (July 15, 2016 at 9:20 am)Drich Wrote: 9-11-01
Welp, there's another of the handful of times I have to agree with Drich.
Feels pretty good being right, even if only for a handful of time huh FF?
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RE: Christians, what is it like to have a personal relationship with Jesus?
July 15, 2016 at 2:47 pm
(July 15, 2016 at 9:19 am)Drich Wrote: Well, you still have the whole book of revelation to look forward to.
Wow, can you imagine filtering the Book of Revelation through Joseph Smith's brain, and then having the Mormon poobahs tweaking that hot steaming pile for 150 years ??
[shudder]
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